Girls are Evil!

[Khan]

And I can mathematically prove it:

Girls = Time x Money

but, Time = Money

therefore, by subsituting this back into the original equation:
Girls = Money x Money = Money^2 (Money squared)

but because Money is the root of all evil,
Money = √Evil

therefore,
Girls = (√Evil)^2 - (the square root of Evil squared)
and as you know in mathematics, the root and the square cancel each other out, so...

Girls = Evil

:clap2:

[Scorpion_Honey]

:huh: oooooook...:P so not truee

[rEd_cHilli3z]

huh?
lol,
WHATEV!

[ujjwala]

:huh:

[rEd_cHilli3z]

you got an F. you just replace girl with boy.

[SRKFanatic]

:bonk:

[SRKExtremist]

Haha. Good one Umer.

[nicha]

:haha: yaa ya ya whatever

[triniangel]

lol :haha:

Good one Umer.. I actually understood it :P

[SRK_Super_Fanatic]

:huh:

:crazy:

[ujjwala]

:bonk:

[senorita]

:nahnah:

[superstar]

I dont need mathematical proof. I know they are evil. :gunfight:


:D :D :D :D

[nabs_srk]

:O:O... :bonk: how rude:P

[tanja06]

:haha: I like this kind of logic ..... :clap2:

[jabarbi]

:wacko:

[TigerEyes]

And I can mathematically prove it:

Girls = Time x Money

but, Time = Money

therefore, by subsituting this back into the original equation:
Girls = Money x Money = Money^2 (Money squared)

but because Money is the root of all evil,
Money = √Evil

therefore,
Girls = (√Evil)^2 - (the square root of Evil squared)
and as you know in mathematics, the root and the square cancel each other out, so...

Girls = Evil

:clap2:


so not true girlfriend...:no: , we soo innocent...:sneaky:

we just smarter than men (apart from SRK), we love money and diamonds, they love sports and dogs...lol..:rofl:

[TigerEyes]

I dont need mathematical proof. I know they are evil. :gunfight:


:D :D


we dont need proof either, we just know u'rl cant live without us:yes:

[pokeye]

hehe... good one Umer

[ujjwala]

:bonk: Pokeye, you too.

[Reena]

:nahnah:

[Mon1ka]

:bs:

[Amira]

:bonk: And yes you too, Pakai! :bonk:

[tanja06]

come on girls - just laugh a bit about ourselves .... :D

[MiSz_Bubbly]

Uff!

[Reggiana]

Math isn't my pet subject; let's have a bit of literature instead:

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. (Timothy Leary)


I married beneath me - all women do. (Nancy Astor)


Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. (Mae West, Klondike Annie (1936 film))

:nahnah:

[ZindagiEzgi]

I agree with you, Umer! :P :P

( But you should think that not every girl is like that. What say about your mom? She is also a woman!)

[anna_k]

Us gals...'EVIL???' Naaahh...

Women may have many faults,:wacko:
Men have only two,
Everything they SAY
And everything they DO!!:naughty:


Exclusion clause: The above does not extend to our beloved Shah Rukh!!:bow2:

[Scorpion_Honey]

I agree with you, Umer! :P :P

( But you should think that not every girl is like that. What say about your mom? She is also a woman!)

LOL!!!!! your mom hahaha .. yea what about that :nahnah: ??

[Amira]

Us gals...'EVIL???' Naaahh...

Women may have many faults,:wacko:
Men have only two,
Everything they SAY
And everything they DO!!:naughty:


Exclusion clause: The above does not extend to our beloved Shah Rukh!!:bow2:
:highfive:

Except for SRK! :D

[RaniLover]

LLLoooLLL this seems like something i would post...wow this is so true actually :D...lolll girls here all trying to deny it...girls are losers :P

[Gosha]

Funny joke Umer! :haha: You could replace girls with boys and get the same results. Evil is not gender specific, but I don't mind laughing at myself sometimes. :D I'm sure almost everyone here heard some nasty blond jokes. :ohboy:

[Scorpion_Honey]

LLLoooLLL this seems like something i would post...wow this is so true actually :D...lolll girls here all trying to deny it...girls are losers :P

we are notttt losers:curse: ...

[nabs_srk]

why are you giving him the attention he wants:P..we know we are not losers..let him think what he wants:P

[RaniLover]

lol you can't replace boys with girls because boys do not = time * money..the original equation :)...its girls who demand both from men!

lol wow im talking as if i am already married..and fed up with girls :wacko:

[SRK_Super_Fanatic]

lol wow im talking as if i am already married..and fed up with girls :wacko:HAHA You always do that! :haha: :P

[PrettY_WoMaN]

I knew this before.:crazy: whoever made it

But its fun actually :haha:

[jabarbi]

The difference between men and women......

Why do men like smart women?
...Opposites attract.


Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
...Because after 20 seconds they forget what happened!


Why are dumb blonde jokes usually short?
...So men can understand them.



Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating?
...To stop the snoring before it starts!


How do men define a
"50/50" relationship?
...We cook - they eat.
We clean - they dirty.


How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?
...Make him wear shoes!


What's the smartest thing a man can say?
..."My wife says..."


Why do women live longer than men?
...Someone has to stick around and clean up after them!


Why is Mr. Potato Head the perfect man?
...He's tan, he's cute, and if he looks at another woman
you can rearrange his face.



Why is psychoanalysis a lot easier for men than for women?
...Because when it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there!


Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
...Because none of them will stop to ask for directions.



What did God say after creating man?
...Hmm, I can do better!
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[SRK_Super_Fanatic]

:rofl: Niceeee jabarbi!!!! :clap2:

[ZindagiEzgi]

Why is psychoanalysis a lot easier for men than for women?
...Because when it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there!

HeHe I liked that one. Because its really true.

[ujjwala]

Jabarbi, good job :clap2: :haha:

[kirsi]

lol, old one...

[Amira]

Way to go, Jabarbi!

[jabarbi]

:bow2:

[mano]

The difference between men and women......


What did God say after creating man?
...Hmm, I can do better!
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
who needs complicated maths logics when words can say it all!!!!!!!!

[Scorpion_Honey]

Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
...Because after 20 seconds they forget what happened!

What did God say after creating man?
...Hmm, I can do better!

:haha: sooo true:P suckers

[Khan]

:D Seems like you girls can't accept the truth. And Jabarbi, that is so dated. I saw that like 10 years ago lol, good attempt though!

[jabarbi]

Jabarbi, that is so dated. I saw that like 10 years ago lol, good attempt though!
I have too, but apparently some people haven't. :D You must admit it is funny though.

[pokeye]

:rofl: check this one... :D

Men always have better friends...
They will stand by you, no matter what ever be the matter....!!!

Proof:


Friends of Women: A wife was not at home for a whole night. So she tells her husband, the very next morning, that she stayed at her (girl) friend's apartment overnight. So the husband calls 10 of her best (girl) friends and none of them confirm that she was with them.

Friends of Men: A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the very next morning, that he stayed at his friend's apartment over night. So the wife calls 10 of his best friends and 5 of them confirm that he stayed at their apartments that night and another 5 are claiming that he is still with them!!

[PrettY_WoMaN]

:rofl: :rofl: I like it Pakai :clap2:

[jabarbi]

So true Pakai. :rofl:

Maybe we should open a thread for these Men and Women Humour, because I have some more and I love reading similar posts.

[PrettY_WoMaN]

What did God say after creating man?
...Hmm, I can do better!

I have heard about it before.I absolutely love this one :clap2: :clap2: :clap2:

[Gosha]

Jabarbi!

You rock girl! :rofl: :yourock: What Pokeye posted was funny too, but I much prefer her post. :yipee:

[nicha]

:rofl: :rofl: ahhhhhhhh that was good. thanks pokeye.

[RaniLover]

Ill agree with umar...as i dont like whatever jabarbi posted grrrrrrrr lol. Lets take jabarbi to court :P lol im kidding

Anyways i like the math stuff MUCH better and I'm not even a math person :D

[Mon1ka]

LLLoooLLL this seems like something i would post
LoL, I know!

[jabarbi]

Ill agree with umar...as i dont like whatever jabarbi posted grrrrrrrr lol. Lets take jabarbi to court :P lol im kidding

Anyways i like the math stuff MUCH better and I'm not even a math person :D
I'm sorry, I don't mean to offend you guys, just some harmless humour. :D

[Khan]

I'm sorry, I don't mean to offend you guys, just some harmless humour. :D

No no, no offence taken. We all know its just jokes :)

[PrettY_WoMaN]

No no, no offence taken. We all know its just jokes :)

:exactly: and keep them coming jabarbi :yipee:

[RaniLover]

:exactly: and keep them coming jabarbi :yipee:


oyeeeee stop :(

[Risa]

looooooooooooool,, you have a bad idea about girls hahaha

[ZindagiEzgi]

LoL Nice one, Poki!

[pokeye]

:bow2:

[Sema]

Oldies but goldies. I knew them all, including the square root of evil above, but I love reading them again.
:rofl:

Gruß,
Sema