TigerEyes
Apr-09-07, 02:42 AM
Dont know if this can be/was posted, but its soo funny that i just had to share it with u guys.....
101 Ways to Pick Up a Fob
Note: Original list created by Natasha W. and Aarti M. on a 5 hour train ride from Toronto to Montreal. Clearly, they have too much time on their hands and and share an immense love for fobs. Enjoy.
1. Tell them you can make gulab jamun
2. Wear white the entire month of March anticipating a Holi party.
3. Dip all your white spatulas in haldi before inviting them over for dinner
4. Basically, do another coat, because let’s be honest, they already are yellow.
5. Carry a photo of Shah Rukh Khan in case you decide to stop and get a haircut :love:
6. Carry a picture of Aishwariya Rai and show it to your girlfriend and say she looks just like her. :P
7. Leave your jacket in the kitchen for a minimum of 10 minutes while your mom is cooking aloo gobi before leaving to go out.
8. Take a Tupperware/tiffon of that aloo gobi no matter where you’re going.
9. Offer your aloo gobi to every desi hottie you see.
10. Tell her you miss your nani back in Chandigarh.
11. Girls: tell him your aloo gobi is one in a million.
12. Before poking that Bollywood Bombshell, change your favourite movies on facebook to DDLJ, Kuch Kuch Hota Hai and Umrao Jaan.
13. ….And music to: Adnan Sami, Taal Soundtrack and Choli ke Peeche
14. Ladies, don’t forget to mention you love Amitabh and you think Sanjay Dutt is Gangster.
15. Before that next semiformal, visit zeetv.com and catch up on episode summaries for all their favourite serial.
16. Learn the entire dance sequence to Ek Pal Ka Jeena/ Nimbooda
17. Bring your pirated CD, sneak it to the DJ and actually bust the routine out on the dance floor. Have your friends toss you a lemon from the bar.
18. Get your inexperienced friends to do the backup moves to make you look better.
19. Mix one tablespoon almond/coconut oil with your shampoo.
20. Carry an emergency supply in your fanny pack.
21. Oh yeah, carry a fanny pack.
22. On the beach, nothing will get you more desi hotties than socks and sandles, a printed shirt and a bucket hat circa 1990.
23. Laminate your ticket stub from the Mega Stars Show. Let is casually fall out of your wallet when you reach for your credit card.
24. Pick it up and tell them that your seats were so good you could see the stray hairs Salman Khan missed on his last chest wax.
25. Make sure there are haldi stains on your finger tips the first time you go to hold hands.
26. Impress your sweetie with the number of factories your family owns in Calcutta.
27. Exaggerate. Double that number (0 becomes 15 by default)
28. Softly whisper “Ishq Kameena” as they walk past you on the street
29. When you pick your object of affection up from school, pop in “the best of Madhuri-1990’s”- casually leave the case on their seat.
30. Rent a Maruthi.
31. On your first date, wear a salwar kameez that just shows off your ankles. Keep it below the calf to avoid the “slut” label.
32. Impress them with your MCAT score.
33. Again, exaggerate.
34. Have an Indian accent.
35. In your speech, replace all v’s with w’s and wice wersa.
36. Show off pictures of your dogs: kuta, chaat & papri.
37. When you take your sweetie to an Indian Restaurant, know the owner on a first name basis and get the gulab jamun thrown in for free.
38. Strategically plant the trees in your backyard.
39. Check the weather network to make sure it’s raining on your next date.
40. Iron your white sari.
41. Boys, get your mom to perfectly taper your genes to your ankle size.
42. Wear your leather jacket mid-april completely oblivious to the sweltering heat and the beads of sweat on your forehead.
43. Use that sweat to slick back your hair as you walk past the girls reading stardust.
44. Once you catch a girl’s attention, sling the jacket over your shoulder and yell “hey baby, ice cream on me!”
45. Smile to yourself because you know it’s free cone day at Ben & Jerry’s
46. As you’re eating your double mango ice cream, turn and say “this is good, but nothing beats my mom’s kulfi”
47. Set your phone ringtone to Muqabala and let it play for at least 20 seconds before you answer.
48. Download Indian music videos to your phone to brush up on dance moves while waiting in line at a club
49. Boys- get your friends to call you DON as your nickname:duh:
50. Before she arrives for your big date, wrap all electronics and furniture in saran wrap.
51. Don’t forget that almond oil
52. Light some agarbathi to set the mood.
53. When asked about the smell, say you were just doing pooja.
54. Make sure her best friend’s name is not pooja.
55. Order a Kingfisher at the bar. Or a Cheetah.
56. In conversation, bring up the fact that you were Gujju School Student of the Year (Rupa tribute)
57. Offer paan as a breath freshner instead of trident.
58. Bring a bottle of Maggi’s Hot Chili Sauce to all meals.
59. If your crush is organizing Navratri, let them know you can get a discount on light up dandia from your uncle’s cousin’s son’s wife. (Janet Tribute)
60. Have your Suhaag Raat planned out, down to the glass of milk. (Goyal tribute)
61. Carry your horoscope around in case of emergency matching purposes.
62. Keep your astrologer on speed dial.
63. Always write janam din mubarak instead of happy birthday on people’s facebook walls.
64. When Kelis comes on, replace the word Milkshake with Lassi and act like you really mean it.
65. On the subway home from work, sit next to that cute girl and crank your ipod up when Khaike Paan comes on.
66. “Accidentally” shout the lyrics out when the “Oh chora, ganga kinare wala” part comes on.
67. Apologize, and say nothing gets you like Amitabh.
68. Proceed to name your top 5 Amitabh movies ever, putting Kabhi Kabhi at the top.
69. Have your homepage set to www.smashits.com (http://www.smashits.com) when you take your laptop to the library.
70. Have your wallpaper set to Rekha/Shami Kapoor
71. Buy a dual time zone watch (make sure it’s Timex) and set the other time zone to IST.
72. Photoshop pictures of yourself in a short dress onto mountain scenes in Switzerland.
73. Set this as your facebook picture to make him jealous when Aasim Javed (the foreign exchange student) comments that “you’re hotter than lal mirch, baby”
74. Ladies, be able to list Sachin or Rahul’s cricket stats from at least the last 10 games. :rofl:
75. Invent the retractable cricket bat.
76. Instead of going for coffee, invite them over for chai.
77. If you’re far from home, worry not. Carry an emergency supply of Taj Mahal tea with you and ask for a cup of boiling water at Starbucks.
78. Never order any fruit drink for your sweetie that doesn’t contain the word mango or lychee.
79. Ignore the fashion police, chappals go with everything.
80. “Beithe Beithe kya karein, karna hai kuch kaam. Shuro karo anthakshri, lekar prabu ka naam” MEMORIZE THIS.
81. Photoshop in several bollywood actors/actresses into your “My celebrity look-alike” results.
82. Be able to recite at least two variations on the recipe for butter chicken off by heart.
83. Mention that you were starting lineup for Kela United.
84. Also say that you could have played for Chaddi United, but they were already full.
85. Teach your white roommate hindi songs and bring them along as a showpiece (Courtney tribute!)
86. If your crush wants to make a long distance call, offer your cellphone and say “Take your time baby, I’m with G3 telecom”
87. Understand these acronyms: K3G, DDLJ, HAHK, KANK, SRK… etc (my fave!!):rofl:
88. Bust your India T-Shirt on July 1st and say “It’s a great country, but phir bhi dil hai Hindustani”
89. When paying for dinner, display your wallet and say “crap, I’ve only got rupees, let me find an ATM!”
90. Be like “On second thought, I’ll use wisa” and pull out your ICIC Bank Card with SRK’s photo on it.
91. Skip the Oscars, but never miss the Filmfare Awards.
92. Proudly show off your battle wounds from last night’s Kabaddi match and say “this is nothing, you should have seen last week!”
93. Next time you slam your finger in the door, insist to your sweetie that the injury is actually from too much karam board.
94. Use Deep’s Frozen Bhindi as a substitute ice pack for your wounds. Once defrosted, just sautee with onions and serve!
95. Always carry a portable wind machine.
96. Ask your darling if they want to go as mattar and paneer for Halloween.
97. Ladies, take some paranthas to the engineering building.
98. Walk up to that cute computer engineer and tell him you think he could get into IIT if he wanted to.
99. Offer to feed him the paranthas so his hands don’t get greasy while he’s typing.
100. Join this group. http://mcgill.facebook.com /group.php?gid=2231128889 (http://mcgill.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2231128889) get your digicam out and start clicking. Let the incoming random pokes begin.
101. Make lists like this, hoping that some hot fob picks you up.
Feel free to add more...
source: http://www.ronakm.com/2007/04/09/fob_pickup/
101 Ways to Pick Up a Fob
Note: Original list created by Natasha W. and Aarti M. on a 5 hour train ride from Toronto to Montreal. Clearly, they have too much time on their hands and and share an immense love for fobs. Enjoy.
1. Tell them you can make gulab jamun
2. Wear white the entire month of March anticipating a Holi party.
3. Dip all your white spatulas in haldi before inviting them over for dinner
4. Basically, do another coat, because let’s be honest, they already are yellow.
5. Carry a photo of Shah Rukh Khan in case you decide to stop and get a haircut :love:
6. Carry a picture of Aishwariya Rai and show it to your girlfriend and say she looks just like her. :P
7. Leave your jacket in the kitchen for a minimum of 10 minutes while your mom is cooking aloo gobi before leaving to go out.
8. Take a Tupperware/tiffon of that aloo gobi no matter where you’re going.
9. Offer your aloo gobi to every desi hottie you see.
10. Tell her you miss your nani back in Chandigarh.
11. Girls: tell him your aloo gobi is one in a million.
12. Before poking that Bollywood Bombshell, change your favourite movies on facebook to DDLJ, Kuch Kuch Hota Hai and Umrao Jaan.
13. ….And music to: Adnan Sami, Taal Soundtrack and Choli ke Peeche
14. Ladies, don’t forget to mention you love Amitabh and you think Sanjay Dutt is Gangster.
15. Before that next semiformal, visit zeetv.com and catch up on episode summaries for all their favourite serial.
16. Learn the entire dance sequence to Ek Pal Ka Jeena/ Nimbooda
17. Bring your pirated CD, sneak it to the DJ and actually bust the routine out on the dance floor. Have your friends toss you a lemon from the bar.
18. Get your inexperienced friends to do the backup moves to make you look better.
19. Mix one tablespoon almond/coconut oil with your shampoo.
20. Carry an emergency supply in your fanny pack.
21. Oh yeah, carry a fanny pack.
22. On the beach, nothing will get you more desi hotties than socks and sandles, a printed shirt and a bucket hat circa 1990.
23. Laminate your ticket stub from the Mega Stars Show. Let is casually fall out of your wallet when you reach for your credit card.
24. Pick it up and tell them that your seats were so good you could see the stray hairs Salman Khan missed on his last chest wax.
25. Make sure there are haldi stains on your finger tips the first time you go to hold hands.
26. Impress your sweetie with the number of factories your family owns in Calcutta.
27. Exaggerate. Double that number (0 becomes 15 by default)
28. Softly whisper “Ishq Kameena” as they walk past you on the street
29. When you pick your object of affection up from school, pop in “the best of Madhuri-1990’s”- casually leave the case on their seat.
30. Rent a Maruthi.
31. On your first date, wear a salwar kameez that just shows off your ankles. Keep it below the calf to avoid the “slut” label.
32. Impress them with your MCAT score.
33. Again, exaggerate.
34. Have an Indian accent.
35. In your speech, replace all v’s with w’s and wice wersa.
36. Show off pictures of your dogs: kuta, chaat & papri.
37. When you take your sweetie to an Indian Restaurant, know the owner on a first name basis and get the gulab jamun thrown in for free.
38. Strategically plant the trees in your backyard.
39. Check the weather network to make sure it’s raining on your next date.
40. Iron your white sari.
41. Boys, get your mom to perfectly taper your genes to your ankle size.
42. Wear your leather jacket mid-april completely oblivious to the sweltering heat and the beads of sweat on your forehead.
43. Use that sweat to slick back your hair as you walk past the girls reading stardust.
44. Once you catch a girl’s attention, sling the jacket over your shoulder and yell “hey baby, ice cream on me!”
45. Smile to yourself because you know it’s free cone day at Ben & Jerry’s
46. As you’re eating your double mango ice cream, turn and say “this is good, but nothing beats my mom’s kulfi”
47. Set your phone ringtone to Muqabala and let it play for at least 20 seconds before you answer.
48. Download Indian music videos to your phone to brush up on dance moves while waiting in line at a club
49. Boys- get your friends to call you DON as your nickname:duh:
50. Before she arrives for your big date, wrap all electronics and furniture in saran wrap.
51. Don’t forget that almond oil
52. Light some agarbathi to set the mood.
53. When asked about the smell, say you were just doing pooja.
54. Make sure her best friend’s name is not pooja.
55. Order a Kingfisher at the bar. Or a Cheetah.
56. In conversation, bring up the fact that you were Gujju School Student of the Year (Rupa tribute)
57. Offer paan as a breath freshner instead of trident.
58. Bring a bottle of Maggi’s Hot Chili Sauce to all meals.
59. If your crush is organizing Navratri, let them know you can get a discount on light up dandia from your uncle’s cousin’s son’s wife. (Janet Tribute)
60. Have your Suhaag Raat planned out, down to the glass of milk. (Goyal tribute)
61. Carry your horoscope around in case of emergency matching purposes.
62. Keep your astrologer on speed dial.
63. Always write janam din mubarak instead of happy birthday on people’s facebook walls.
64. When Kelis comes on, replace the word Milkshake with Lassi and act like you really mean it.
65. On the subway home from work, sit next to that cute girl and crank your ipod up when Khaike Paan comes on.
66. “Accidentally” shout the lyrics out when the “Oh chora, ganga kinare wala” part comes on.
67. Apologize, and say nothing gets you like Amitabh.
68. Proceed to name your top 5 Amitabh movies ever, putting Kabhi Kabhi at the top.
69. Have your homepage set to www.smashits.com (http://www.smashits.com) when you take your laptop to the library.
70. Have your wallpaper set to Rekha/Shami Kapoor
71. Buy a dual time zone watch (make sure it’s Timex) and set the other time zone to IST.
72. Photoshop pictures of yourself in a short dress onto mountain scenes in Switzerland.
73. Set this as your facebook picture to make him jealous when Aasim Javed (the foreign exchange student) comments that “you’re hotter than lal mirch, baby”
74. Ladies, be able to list Sachin or Rahul’s cricket stats from at least the last 10 games. :rofl:
75. Invent the retractable cricket bat.
76. Instead of going for coffee, invite them over for chai.
77. If you’re far from home, worry not. Carry an emergency supply of Taj Mahal tea with you and ask for a cup of boiling water at Starbucks.
78. Never order any fruit drink for your sweetie that doesn’t contain the word mango or lychee.
79. Ignore the fashion police, chappals go with everything.
80. “Beithe Beithe kya karein, karna hai kuch kaam. Shuro karo anthakshri, lekar prabu ka naam” MEMORIZE THIS.
81. Photoshop in several bollywood actors/actresses into your “My celebrity look-alike” results.
82. Be able to recite at least two variations on the recipe for butter chicken off by heart.
83. Mention that you were starting lineup for Kela United.
84. Also say that you could have played for Chaddi United, but they were already full.
85. Teach your white roommate hindi songs and bring them along as a showpiece (Courtney tribute!)
86. If your crush wants to make a long distance call, offer your cellphone and say “Take your time baby, I’m with G3 telecom”
87. Understand these acronyms: K3G, DDLJ, HAHK, KANK, SRK… etc (my fave!!):rofl:
88. Bust your India T-Shirt on July 1st and say “It’s a great country, but phir bhi dil hai Hindustani”
89. When paying for dinner, display your wallet and say “crap, I’ve only got rupees, let me find an ATM!”
90. Be like “On second thought, I’ll use wisa” and pull out your ICIC Bank Card with SRK’s photo on it.
91. Skip the Oscars, but never miss the Filmfare Awards.
92. Proudly show off your battle wounds from last night’s Kabaddi match and say “this is nothing, you should have seen last week!”
93. Next time you slam your finger in the door, insist to your sweetie that the injury is actually from too much karam board.
94. Use Deep’s Frozen Bhindi as a substitute ice pack for your wounds. Once defrosted, just sautee with onions and serve!
95. Always carry a portable wind machine.
96. Ask your darling if they want to go as mattar and paneer for Halloween.
97. Ladies, take some paranthas to the engineering building.
98. Walk up to that cute computer engineer and tell him you think he could get into IIT if he wanted to.
99. Offer to feed him the paranthas so his hands don’t get greasy while he’s typing.
100. Join this group. http://mcgill.facebook.com /group.php?gid=2231128889 (http://mcgill.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2231128889) get your digicam out and start clicking. Let the incoming random pokes begin.
101. Make lists like this, hoping that some hot fob picks you up.
Feel free to add more...
source: http://www.ronakm.com/2007/04/09/fob_pickup/