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May-15-08, 03:36 PM
KAPPS 9
EP09 – A
From today starts a new serial, Kyunki Kya Aap Paanchvi Pass Se Tez Hain?
Shriya: Congratulations, sir. Today you're 400 years old.
SRK: Really, really, really?
Sreeparna: Absolutely, absolutely, absolutely.
Milan: Son, you’ve also become a big man, you're 200 years old now.
SRK: But what's astounding is that not one hair on my head has turned grey. This is because of my soap.
Anubhav: Your soap?
SRK: No, my TV soap. Today I’ve come, not to give my congratulations but to get it. I’m in love with 2 sisters.
What?
SRK: Yes. And not only I, but the whole country loves them. And they don’t get any peace till they see these 2 sisters. I'm talking about this country’s most successful serial, Bidaai – 2 sweet sisters.
Really?
SRK: Yes, yes, yes. So ladies and gentlemen meet Sadhana and Ragini from Bidaai. Wonderful to have you here. How do you like it here?
R: Fantastic. At first we were very nervous because we were meeting Shahrukh Khan ji for the first time. But after meeting you…
SRK: Please don’t say ji,
R: Ok we were meeting Shahrukh but after meeting you we felt so good we were telling each other, he’s so sweet, he talks so sweetly.
SRK: I'm very sweet, really. Eat me and see. I'm very sweet. Ok, do you both do everything together?
S: Not everything but we shopped, roamed around, after pack up we go home together,
SRK: You eat, drink and bathe together?
R: We don’t bathe together.
SRK: You both are very young. To become this famous so early, how do you like it?
R: Whenever we go out people say, oh Bidaai! The story of the dark and fair sisters.
SRK: Like the chess pieces, black and white. Your family is also here so please introduce them.
R: This is my mother, Vibha Chibber.
SRK: How are you Vibha ji? She scolded me a lot in CDI.
R: This is my sis-in-law, the sweet and cute Ashita/Malti. She never tells a lie.
S: I'm a big fan of yours.
Ashita: I want to tell you something.
SRK: Please come here, you don’t need your husband’s permission.
Ashita: There are people who don’t get to meet you even once but god has been so kind to me, I got to meet you 3 times.
SRK: You met me once in a van in Kapristan.
Ashita: Once was when I was in the 4th standard during the Zamana Deewana shooting….
SRK: Which class were you in?
Ashita: 4th std.
SRK: 4th? I'm now embarrassed about my age.
Ashita: I bunked my tuitions to meet you and you gave me very sweet advice.
SRK: I'm sorry, I don’t remember that meeting. I was young then.
Ashita: I feel that everyone becomes successful one way or another but to handle that success, only Shahrukh Khan can do that.
SRK: Thank you so much, God bless you, darling.
R: Next is my sweet brother Vineet bhaiyya. He loves his sisters but is very influenced by his wife. She lifts a finger and he dances around her.
SRK: This is the usual case of men. Women make fools of men. It happens to me too. I can understand how you feel.
S: We didn’t do that.
SRK: You think these 2 will win a lot of money? They are playing for a charity, Help Age India.
Vineet: Then they will definitely win.
SRK: Very good, they have our best wishes. Alok saab, how are you? I'm meeting you after a long time. To let you know, personally, you are all young so you like my acting, but I'm a fan of Alok saab. One of the best, finest actors ever. You think these 2 will play well?
Alok: we hope they will keep our honor.
R: Don’t worry bauji, we’ll try our very best.
SRK: Thank you all for being here. Let me explain the rules first….if by chance you don’t win, you have to look in that camera and say your names I Sadhana or I Parul, are very smart, eat and drink together but don’t bathe together, spend time together, but we’re not smarter than a 5th grader. Done? Now choose a kid from the class.
R/S: Shriya.
SRK: This is Shriya and she'll help you. We've met with one family, we’ll meet the other later, after 2 questions. I won't meet them if you don’t get these right. Let's see if these 2 beautiful ladies, Sara and Parul are smarter than a 5th grader or not. Choose a category for 10,000 rupees.
S: We’ll go for Personalities.
SRK: Class 1 Personlities. You’ve chosen the lowest question. good beginning. Please show the question for Sadhana and Ragini.
Which of these personalities was born in September? Dr. S. Radhakrishnan, Lal Bahadur Shastri, or Sardar Vallabhai Patel?
SRK: Shriya seems to know the answer. She has fixed it. Speak out loud, don’t whisper otherwise I’ll have to come there and listen.
R: 5th September is Teacher’s Day. So I think it's Dr. Radhakrishnan.
SRK: What were you saying about 5th September?
R: It's world teacher’s day.
SRK: So who can it be?
S: B – Lal Bahadur Shastri.
SRK: Think carefully and answer. If you're wrong your game can end here though you have 3 cheats. So think again.
R: So confusing.
S: Dr. S. Radhakrishnan.
SRK: First you said LBS and now you say Dr. SR. If I give you more time you’ll say Sardar Vallabhai Patel too.
S: Answer – Dr, S Radhakrishnan.
SRK: If you're wrong how would you feel? You said LBS and I told you to go with your instinct but you changed it. Why? It's good you changed it. Dr. S. Radhakrishnan is the right answer. Choose your category for 20,000. It’s for charity so let's earn some money.
S: Class 1 Hindi.
SRK: Going for a high standard are you? Please show them the answer.
According to a proverb what animal might scratch a pillar when embarrassed?
S: A cat.
SRK: What? You're a cat. Don’t call me cat.
S: It's the cat.
SRK: Shriya has fixed her answer, you called me a cat, if you call me names like this I’ll…
S: How can you be a cat?
SRK: Then what can I be?
S: You'd have to be a male cat.
SRK: What do you want to do? It's a cat – meow. Can you say meow? Say 1,2,3.
R/S: Meow
SRK: Then with your paws, fix it. Actually I acted in a film Don, and in that I say that I love wild cats. Not because they scratch a pillar. But cats are interesting. It's good for you too because that’s the right answer. Now I'm going to spend some time with Sadhana and Ragini so please take a short tiffin break and do your homework too because you can win 1 lakh.
EP09 – B
SRK: Welcome to KAPPS. I'm here with Bidaai’s two beautiful actresses, cousins. This is a special episode and I hope they win a lot of money for their charity HelpAge India. They will play for half the show and later will come TV industry’s most popular couple who’s know throughout the world, Hiten and Gauri or Karan and Nandini from Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi. Right now I'm with the Bidaai girls Sadhana and Ragini. Sadhana let me meet your family.
S: This is my naughty brother-in-law Ranvir. And my husband’s sweet sister who scolds me a lot…
SRK: She’s smiling so sweetly, how can she get angry?
S: All the time she scolds, what did you do? Why did you do this?
SRK: Show us how you get angry. Comment on how long she took to answer the 1st question.
Sadhana, why did you take so long for the 1st question?
S: I'm scared. Then there's the sweet Sonia/Madura. She plays a girlfriend of Ranvir.
SRK: Do you think these two will win?
Sonia: I think they’ll play very well.
SRK: But you think their chances of winning are slim?
Sonia: No, they’ll win.
SRK: Ok choose a new classmate.
R: Anubhav.
SRK: C’mon Anubhav. Show them once, how you dance. Choose your subject for 50,000.
S: Class 2 general knowledge.
SRK: Please show Ragini and Sadhana the question.
Name the country whose national flag this is.
SRK: It's green with a red center. Anubhav feels he knows the answer. You know anything about this? Talk it out aloud.
S: She's saying it is Pakistan’s but Pakistan has a sickle moon and star. Is it Dubai?
SRK: You have the cheats too.
S: We’ll go for Copy.
SRK: You're sure that Anubhav, who danced this way, will know the answer?
S: Yes, he’ll dance and answer right too.
SRK: Ok say you want to copy from a little kid.
S/R: We are big kids copying from a little kid.
SRK: Let's see what Anubhav wrote. He wrote Bangladesh. If this is wrong the game unfortunately ends here and you won't be able to earn what you wanted to for charity. But we’re very happy we could meet with these sisters of Bidaai and their families and we’re also happy that Anubhav helped you because it's the right answer.
S: I was so scared.
SRK: There's no need to be scared. You're playing for charity so I hope you win lots of money. Now choose a subject for 1 lakh and answer carefully.
S: Class 3 English.
How many common nouns in the following sentence begin with the letter B: In Bombay I saw Billoo with a red balloon in a blue bus?
SRK: Do you know how many types of nouns there are?
S: Yes. Bombay is a common place.
SRK: Common nouns. Mamaji? You didn’t teach them proper and common nouns? I’ll meet with you later about this.
S: All these are nouns but common noun is a bit confusing. Bus is a common thing.
SRK: Any more? Only one or are there more?
S: Bus and Bombay. Balloon is not there, Billoo is not there.
R: Bus and balloon.
S: Bombay?
SRK: Ok kids let's help them. Now you have the power. Now look at the sentence. Which are the common nouns?
R: 2. Balloon and bus.
S: I think 3. Ragini will decide if it's 2 or 3.
R: 2.
SRK: Then fix it. Let's see what Anubhav wrote. He said 2. Let me tell you if 2 had been wrong he couldn’t have saved you. But 2 is the right answer. Now you're playing for 2 lakhs. But Anubhav can't help you any more. Choose another classmate and we’ll play for 2 lakhs.
R/S: Sreeparna.
SRK: How are these 2 sisters, Sreeparna?
S: Very nice.
SRK: Choose a category for 2 lakhs.
S: Class 2 astronomy.
SRK: Please show the question to the Bidaai sisters.
To which country did Neil Armstrong, the first man on the moon, belong?
S: America?
SRK: Sreeparna has fixed her answer. You’re mentioning the continent. Say the country.
S: New York?
SRK: No, that would be a city.
S: London?
SRK: I'm just trying to scare you. Fix what you think.
S: America?
SRK: Then fix it. Actually it’s the United States of America. But because it's for charity we’ll take it. Are you happy that I'm not strict?
S: I wish schools had such teachers too.
SRK: Now I’ll show you my strictness. But take a short tiffin break first. I’ll punish these 2 sisters in the meantime.
EP09 – C
SRK: Welcome back to KAPPS. With me are beautiful Parul and Sara. Both are from – I don’t need to tell you - the serial Bidaai. Congratulations for winning 2 lakhs. Now were moving to the big prize money, 5 lakhs. You're only 5 questions away from 1 crore. Choose a subject. Show us the question for 5 lakhs on class 4 Stories please.
According to Hindu tradition, who was the father of emperor Bharat after whom India received its name?
R/S: Dasharat. He had 4 queens and Bharat was Kaikeyi’s son.
SRK: If you're sure you can name him and fix it. If you're wrong like you could be, Sreeparna, who’s looking so serious, can save you.
S: I don’t know much about this, she knows.
SRK: So you’ve put the whole blame on her. How much knowledge do you have? Blame it on me and I’ll blame her.
S: Dasharat.
SRK: Then fix it. You were close, the names sound similar, but your answer is wrong. The right answer is Dushyant of the Shakuntala-Dushyant fame. Their son was Bharat. Let's see if Sreeparna wrote Dushyant or Dasharat. She wrote Dushyant. You have 5 lakhs now. Sreeparna has to go back. Choose another kid.
R/S: Dheirya.
SRK: C’mon Dheirya. Dheirya is here. Tell me, so the both of you sing? can you sing a song?
S: Our title song.
SRK: I’ll start the orchestra……Ohh I have tears in my eyes. Mamji you must be crying a lot after hearing this song.
S: He cries a lot.
SRK: We won't send you off this soon. Choose a subject.
R: What do you say? Anything?
S: He's very intelligent. Animal kingdom.
SRK: Class 5 for 10 lakhs, please show the question.
Which is the only mammal that can fly like a bird?
R: Kangaroo.
SRK: Dheirya feels he knows the answer.
R: Wait.
S: A bat?
SRK: You just said kangaroo.
R: No, sorry that’s wrong.
SRK: Kangaroo jumps like this, it doesn’t fly.
S: Bat?
SRK: For 10 lakhs for their charity HelpAge India. You can Peek too if you don’t know or answer quickly.
S: Bat.
SRK: What's that in Hindi? Chimkadar? What do you want to do?
S: Bat but we want to peek too.
SRK: Then fix it and say you want to peek from little Dheirya.
R/S: We want to peek from a little kid.
SRK: Let's see what answer Dheirya gave. The money goes to HelpAge India charity. He wrote bats.
R: We’ll go with bats.
SRK: You want to go with the bats?
R: No, we want to go with the answer.
SRK: Then fix it and say we big kids want to go with bats. Who told you bats are mammals? He's a small kid, he has to raise his hand to go to the bathroom. Bat is a mammal? I’ll tell you. Bats are mammals. So your answer is correct. Very well done. Ohh the bell has rung for you. You came here and played very well. And thank you to the entire Bidaai team for being here. We’ll give you a check for 10 lakhs for your charity. But I have a deal which I forgot about. Look in that camera and say we two, Sadhana and Parul, we are very pretty, smart, very big stars in India, we work in the most famous serial, but….
R/S: We are not smarter than a 5th grader.
SRK: Actually you can add – since you're both actors - we two are stupid.
R/S: We two sister, Bidaai’s Sadhana and Ragini, Sara and Parul, we are smart, not bad at acting, a little intelligent, but we’re not smarter than 5th graders. We are a little stupid.
R: Only a little.
SRK: Their condition was that they would give their money to HelpAge India. And they want to kiss my dimples. I accepted so I’ll come in the middle and you kiss my right dimple and you my left. Before you leave I want to tell you, Paanchvi Pass present you with a big LCD TV. And I’ll also dance with them because they wished it. Dheirya you come too. Let's say goodbye to the sisters. Not my sisters but these 2 sisters.
EP09 – D
SRK: After Sadhana and Ragini, to my class come the couple that is thought of as the most romantic couple of Indian TV. They don’t need any introduction. The most beautiful jodi, India’s most loved son and daughter-in-law, please welcome Nandini and Karan from KSBKBT, Hiten and Gauri.
Fantastic to have you here Hiten. Where's Gauri?
H: She's not coming, she needs time to get dressed.
SRK: Then you go back because without Gauri you're totally incomplete. We can't have you on the show, call her 1st.
H: Let me do something in life alone.
SRK: We won't let you do anything alone, we are Gauri’s secret service. We keep an eye on you. You can't go anywhere or do anything alone. Call her like you do at home, very romantically.
H: She challenged me to come here alone. Anyway, romantically?
SRK: Yes, like you do at home.
H: Jaanu, please come.
SRK: Jaanu please come. Welcome Gauri, thank you for coming on the show. Does Hiten call you romantically like that usually?
G: romantically and when he's angry he calls me that.
SRK: What do you call him?
G: I also call him Jaanu, but mostly in anger.
SRK: my wife is different, she calls me Tommy at home.
H: Don’t give her ideas.
SRK: No. it's a good idea. She should say, Sheroo!
H: No, no. I'm good with Jaanu.
SRK: How did you two meet?
G: We were shooting for an ad film together. We met there. An ad for a soap.
SRK: Soap ads are usually romantic. I know, I've done one too.
G: But I didn’t talk to him at all. I used to sit in one corner and read a book. Then we did a show together and met there.
SRK: Then you started talking.
H: After 6 months.
SRK: How did you try to talk to her? Did you say something from behind like ‘hello’?
H: No, I was like I am with everyone - talking, laughing, joking but I used to think how can a girl not laugh at any good joke? But I was sure she laughed in her makeup room. One day she smiled and that was it.
SRK: Is this a picture of your real wedding? Where was it performed?
G: In Poona.
SRK: All the best. I wish for you that your marriage lasts 200 years with lots of children – at least 30.
H: And talented like you.
SRK: I wished 200 years for you because you last that long anyway (in soaps).
H: Of course. Our family is here. Here is our Ba. Ask her age.
SRK: Ba ji how old are you?
Ba: 106 years old.
H: Then I’ll definitely last 200 years.
SRK: You look like you are 16 years old.
Ba: I'm as mischievous as one.
H: This is my son-in-law in the show. His name is Manav and his character’s name is Joydeep.
Joydeep: I don’t look it do i? It was Johny Depp but he made it Joydeep.
H: This is my daughter in the show.
SRK: She's your daughter in the show? I have a daughter too but she’s little. How can you have such a big daughter?
Daughter: I grew up. You don’t understand.
SRK: You grew up but how come papa didn’t?
H: Papa has also grown up. He wears glasses.
SRK: You wear glasses? Oh then you must be very old. And is this your kid or one through some other relationship?
H: They are her kids but from another husband. It's very complicated.
SRK: Yeah I find it very hard to follow these relationships. Why aren’t you saying anything?
Moni: Hello I'm Moni. I play Katy in Kyunki. Krishna Tulsi. That’s a short form.
SRK: Katy normally seems like the dancing vampy style. Here comes sizzling Katy!
Moni: Beyond that dancing I come with all that sindoor and mangalsutra etc.
SRK: I don’t know how you are on screen but here you're looking sizzling and very Katy type. Ok I've met with the Virani family. I won't explain our family rules to you since you know it already. You know basically we have 10 questions. So let's start. But before that you have to choose a classmate.
H: Shriya ji, please come.
SRK: Which charity are you two playing for?
G: It's called Project Crayons. It’s for the underprivileged kids.
SRK: You’ve supported this charity before too? It's close to your heart. Very sweet. All the best to you. I hope you win 5 crores. Before I start playing let's take a short tiffin break but you do your homework. You can win 1 lakh this way.
EP09 – E
Welcome back to KAPPS. With me are Hiten and Gauri and the whole Virani family, the sizzling hot Ba and demure and sweet Katy also. Let's find out if the Virani family especially Hiten and Gauri are smarter than a 5th grader or not. Here are you subjects.
H: Class 1 English.
SRK: For 10,000 rupees please show Gauri and Hiten the question.
According to the nursery rhyme ‘Jack and Jill’ where did Jack injure himself? Head, elbow or knee?
SRK: First smile and recite the whole rhyme. You're not smiling, you have to smile. Vewry nice. So where did Jack injure himself?
H: Head. Say A – head and let's go.
SRK: Yes go for it if you think it's head. Fix it. say I'm fixing ‘head’. Not Hiten’s but the answer. That you can do at home. the answer is crown which means the head so 10,000 to both of you. This will be used for Project Crayons. Let’s get some more money for them. 2nd question for 20,000, here are your categories.
H: Animal Kingdom.
SRK: Class 2 animal klingdom, for Hiten and Gauri for 20,000, please show the question.
What class of animals can live both on land as well as water?
SRK: I’ll read it in Hindi.
G: Amphibians.
H: Please answer and fix it.
SRK: One second. Shriya thinks she knows the answer. You can fix it. The right answer is amphibians. Very good. But Shriya has to go back now since she's finished 2 questions. Choose another classmate.
G: Dheirya.
H: What do you say, astronomy?
G: Yes. Astronomy.
SRK: Astronomy for 50,000. Please show the question for Gauri and Hiten.
True or false: Moonlight is actually reflected sunlight.
SRK: Dheirya thinks he knows the answer.
G: Yes. Everything is a light from sun. so it has to be true.
SRK: what do you want to do?
H: I want to fix true.
SRK: Ask your wife first, you're slowly taking over. Ask her nicely.
G: He doesn’t get a chance otherwise to take over so he's trying it here.
SRK: You think I’ll be on your side.
H: Shall we fix true? Ok.
G: You do it this time.
H: First time I'm getting to fix it. True.
SRK: You don’t think the moon has its own light or light from the earth reflects on the moon?
G: No.
SRK: No? You're sure? Then I won't pester you anymore. You have the right answer. As you said, the sun is the only source of light so all the light we see at least is from the sun. Here are your categories for 1 lakh.
H: Let's go for Hindi.
SRK: Class 1 Hindi for 1 lakh. Please show the question.
What's the Hindi word for our national anthem? Rashtra-gaan or rashtra-geet?
G: It's rashtra-geet.
SRK: You have all 3 cheats left. If you're not sure you can Peek form your partner, who thinks he knows the answer, or copy or get saved if your answer is wrong. You must have heard the word somewhere.
H: I've heard both.
SRK: They are close so it's confusing. But simple.
H: Let's go with B – rashtra-geet.
SRK: You're sure you're right? You're not making a mistake? You’ve thought it out?
H: Yes.
SRK: Take permission. You'll fix it or Gauri?
H: Ok we fix rashtra-geet.
SRK: If you're wrong Gauri is going to scold you at home. Actually it's a bit confusing. Our rashtra-geet is Vande Mataram. So your answer is wrong. Now you can only be saved if Dheirya has answered right. Let's see what he wrote. He said rashtra-gaan. Thank you Dheirya. Now you’ve reached 1 lakh. Let's go toward 2 lakhs but before that we’ll take a break but come back soon because we’re playing with Gauri and Hiten/ Nandini and Karan.
EP09 – F
SRK: welcome back to KAPPS. With me are the main people of KSBKBT. A very beautiful couple, touch wood, Hiten and Gauri and they have win 1 lakh. Now they have to choose a classmate.
H: Milanjeet.
SRK: Milanjeet and I have a personal Bhangda which is very unique. Show us, Milanjeet. Ok for 2 lakhs, please choose your subject.
G: We’ll go with Health and Human Body, class 3.
SRK: For 2 lakhs please show the question for Gauri and Hiten. This si the safe area where you take home a minimum of 2 lakhs.
True or false: There are normally 318 bones in the human body.
SRK: Milanjeet seems to know the answer.
G: I think it's false. I think there are much more.
SRK: Hiten, count them.
H: I can count the ones I've broken.
SRK: Gauri broke them?
H: Some by her and some by circumstances. I think it's false.
SRK: What do you want to do for 2 lakhs?
H: Let's lock on false.
SRK: How many bones does a human body have? Try and recall what you learnt in school.
H: I think it's 366.
SRK: that’s the number of days in a leap year.
G: One bone for every day.
H: That’s how I calculated.
SRK: what do you think, Gauri?
G: I think there are more than that.
SRK: Your answer that there are more than 318 bones is wrong, but the actual answer is right. There are roughly 206 bones in a human body, less than 318. you both are tall so maybe you counted more bones.
H: Thank God we’re saved.
SRK: Now we’re moving towards the big prize money of 5 lakhs. But before that I want to ask your family a few questions. How many times has Ganga been married?
Ba: Twice.
SRK: Sure? Shall I fix it? Ok, you're right, you get 5 crores. What's Prajakta’s husband’s name?
Joydeep: Chirag.
SRK: That’s cheating. Cancelled.
Joydeep: We are together, one family. All cheaters.
SRK: Now let's see what these two know. No looking there to Ba. She knows everything. What’s Daksha Chachi’s favorite snack?
G/H: Dhokla.
SRK: It says here that’s wrong. It's thepla.
H: Same.
SRK: They are the same?
H: No. they are not.
SRK: Don’t lie and try to make a fool of me. So you're down from 2 lakhs to zero.
H: But it's not part of the quiz. And they didn’t teach us this in class 4.
SRK: You never know, it’s become so big that it might become part of the school syllabus. At what age did Nandini and Karan get married? You must know them.
H: She was 1st married when she was 26. Then she got married again when she was 46.
SRK: Ba can you tell us?
Ba: 16.
SRK: You're right again. Another 5 crores to you. Alright. You got married when you were 60? Shame on you.
H: That’s why I didn’t say anything.
SRK: That’s why you counted too many bones too. Ok choose a category for 5 lakhs.
G: Class 4 Geography.
SRK: Please show the question for 5 lakhs, class 4 geography for Hiten and Gauri.
Which lake is situated just below Mount Kailasa in Tibet?
SRK: This is a very holy place. And the lake is also considered holy. When my kids make spelling mistakes I discount them. I’ll discount yours too. What are you thinking Hiten?
H: I don’t know, I'm not sure. Mansarovar….I’m not getting the name.
SRK: For 5 lakhs, you can Peek too.
G: We’ll peek.
SRK: You have to say, we, the ones who got married at 60, beautiful young couple, from a little kid who’s zero years old compared to our 60 we want to cheat.
H: We want to peek from a little kid. How old we are, we don’t want to mention.
SRK: Let's see what Milanjeet wrote. He said Mansarovar lake.
H: We had it. Anyway…
SRK: Doesn’t mean Milanjeet is right. He may have listened to you and written it.
H: No, he wrote before we said it.
G: We ‘ll go with it.
SRK: Then you’ll have to say I used the help of a little kid to get the answer.
H: I used the help of a little kid to write “mansarovar,” and I fixed it.
SRK: You weren’t too sure of your answer, but it is right. Five lakhs. Very well done. You were pretty close, but unsure. Milanjeet will have to go back. Do the Bhangra and go back Milanjeet. You still have one cheat left. Choose another kid.
H: We’ll choose Sreeparna now. We’ll choose you later. She talks fast, doesn’t she?
SRK: Yes she does. Talk fast and show them. All the kids on this show have strange laughs. And we’ll show each one’s laugh because the couple with us is a very jovial couple. So, take a tiffin break and come back soon, because Hiten and Gauri are waiting for you.
EP09 – G
SRK: Welcome back to KAPPS. With me are Karan and Nandini/Hiten and Gauri. They’re playing very well. Choose another category, and I’ll ask you questions later.
G: Class 4, Art and Music.
SRK: Class 4, Art and Music. For 10 Lakhs, please show the question to Hiten and Gauri.
What is the system of writing and drawings with symbols called, as used in Ancient Egypt?
SRK: Sreeparna seems to know the answer. Tell me what you think, out loud.
H: Is it in code or something?
SRK: You can leave the class, but I don’t want you to. I want you to win some more for charity.
G: We’ll copy.
SRK: Ok, Hiten and Gauri will copy only for the sake of Project Crayon. Let’s see what the kids have written. They’ve written “hieroglyphics.” In Hindi it’s called “chitralipi.” Let’s see if Sreeparna has written the same. And she’s also written the same. So you have now 10 lakhs for Project Crayon. Congratulations. What is the most romantic thing you’ve done for Gauri?
H: From her point of view, I’d say the flowers she gets every day is the most romantic.
SRK: Every day? You steal from the neighbor’s yard?
H: I’ve fixed it with a guy. Every day the roses have to be delivered home.
SRK: That’s very romantic. Let’s see you hug each other once. Now let’s try to win 20 lakhs for Project Crayon. But Sreeparna has to go back now because you’re out of cheats. Choose another subject for 20 lakhs.
H: Don’t worry kids, we’ll take Plant Kingdom.
SRK: Class 3, Plant Kingdom, for 20 lakhs. Please show the question to Hiten and Gauri.
Which of these trees has bark and leaves that can be used to make insecticides? Mango, Coconut, or Neem?
G: C – Neem.
SRK: You’re playing for 20 lakhs, are you sure?
G: Sure.
SRK: Both of you romantically hold your hands one more time, and fix it. Your charity will be very happy with the 20 lakhs because you’re absolutely right. Very well done. You have played very well, and let’s try to…Uh oh! The bell has rung. But I’m very happy you came here. Thank you, and please give me a hug, both of you. I had a great time playing with you. You’re very sporting and the money you’ve earned will go to your charity, Project Crayon. The previous contestants’ money will go for their charity HelpAge India. This is a very good thing. And from Paanchvi Pass, you two will get an LCD TV. The whole gang, please come here. And everybody, we’ll see you again with some great shows and great people like these on the show. Thank you very much everyone.
EP09 – A
From today starts a new serial, Kyunki Kya Aap Paanchvi Pass Se Tez Hain?
Shriya: Congratulations, sir. Today you're 400 years old.
SRK: Really, really, really?
Sreeparna: Absolutely, absolutely, absolutely.
Milan: Son, you’ve also become a big man, you're 200 years old now.
SRK: But what's astounding is that not one hair on my head has turned grey. This is because of my soap.
Anubhav: Your soap?
SRK: No, my TV soap. Today I’ve come, not to give my congratulations but to get it. I’m in love with 2 sisters.
What?
SRK: Yes. And not only I, but the whole country loves them. And they don’t get any peace till they see these 2 sisters. I'm talking about this country’s most successful serial, Bidaai – 2 sweet sisters.
Really?
SRK: Yes, yes, yes. So ladies and gentlemen meet Sadhana and Ragini from Bidaai. Wonderful to have you here. How do you like it here?
R: Fantastic. At first we were very nervous because we were meeting Shahrukh Khan ji for the first time. But after meeting you…
SRK: Please don’t say ji,
R: Ok we were meeting Shahrukh but after meeting you we felt so good we were telling each other, he’s so sweet, he talks so sweetly.
SRK: I'm very sweet, really. Eat me and see. I'm very sweet. Ok, do you both do everything together?
S: Not everything but we shopped, roamed around, after pack up we go home together,
SRK: You eat, drink and bathe together?
R: We don’t bathe together.
SRK: You both are very young. To become this famous so early, how do you like it?
R: Whenever we go out people say, oh Bidaai! The story of the dark and fair sisters.
SRK: Like the chess pieces, black and white. Your family is also here so please introduce them.
R: This is my mother, Vibha Chibber.
SRK: How are you Vibha ji? She scolded me a lot in CDI.
R: This is my sis-in-law, the sweet and cute Ashita/Malti. She never tells a lie.
S: I'm a big fan of yours.
Ashita: I want to tell you something.
SRK: Please come here, you don’t need your husband’s permission.
Ashita: There are people who don’t get to meet you even once but god has been so kind to me, I got to meet you 3 times.
SRK: You met me once in a van in Kapristan.
Ashita: Once was when I was in the 4th standard during the Zamana Deewana shooting….
SRK: Which class were you in?
Ashita: 4th std.
SRK: 4th? I'm now embarrassed about my age.
Ashita: I bunked my tuitions to meet you and you gave me very sweet advice.
SRK: I'm sorry, I don’t remember that meeting. I was young then.
Ashita: I feel that everyone becomes successful one way or another but to handle that success, only Shahrukh Khan can do that.
SRK: Thank you so much, God bless you, darling.
R: Next is my sweet brother Vineet bhaiyya. He loves his sisters but is very influenced by his wife. She lifts a finger and he dances around her.
SRK: This is the usual case of men. Women make fools of men. It happens to me too. I can understand how you feel.
S: We didn’t do that.
SRK: You think these 2 will win a lot of money? They are playing for a charity, Help Age India.
Vineet: Then they will definitely win.
SRK: Very good, they have our best wishes. Alok saab, how are you? I'm meeting you after a long time. To let you know, personally, you are all young so you like my acting, but I'm a fan of Alok saab. One of the best, finest actors ever. You think these 2 will play well?
Alok: we hope they will keep our honor.
R: Don’t worry bauji, we’ll try our very best.
SRK: Thank you all for being here. Let me explain the rules first….if by chance you don’t win, you have to look in that camera and say your names I Sadhana or I Parul, are very smart, eat and drink together but don’t bathe together, spend time together, but we’re not smarter than a 5th grader. Done? Now choose a kid from the class.
R/S: Shriya.
SRK: This is Shriya and she'll help you. We've met with one family, we’ll meet the other later, after 2 questions. I won't meet them if you don’t get these right. Let's see if these 2 beautiful ladies, Sara and Parul are smarter than a 5th grader or not. Choose a category for 10,000 rupees.
S: We’ll go for Personalities.
SRK: Class 1 Personlities. You’ve chosen the lowest question. good beginning. Please show the question for Sadhana and Ragini.
Which of these personalities was born in September? Dr. S. Radhakrishnan, Lal Bahadur Shastri, or Sardar Vallabhai Patel?
SRK: Shriya seems to know the answer. She has fixed it. Speak out loud, don’t whisper otherwise I’ll have to come there and listen.
R: 5th September is Teacher’s Day. So I think it's Dr. Radhakrishnan.
SRK: What were you saying about 5th September?
R: It's world teacher’s day.
SRK: So who can it be?
S: B – Lal Bahadur Shastri.
SRK: Think carefully and answer. If you're wrong your game can end here though you have 3 cheats. So think again.
R: So confusing.
S: Dr. S. Radhakrishnan.
SRK: First you said LBS and now you say Dr. SR. If I give you more time you’ll say Sardar Vallabhai Patel too.
S: Answer – Dr, S Radhakrishnan.
SRK: If you're wrong how would you feel? You said LBS and I told you to go with your instinct but you changed it. Why? It's good you changed it. Dr. S. Radhakrishnan is the right answer. Choose your category for 20,000. It’s for charity so let's earn some money.
S: Class 1 Hindi.
SRK: Going for a high standard are you? Please show them the answer.
According to a proverb what animal might scratch a pillar when embarrassed?
S: A cat.
SRK: What? You're a cat. Don’t call me cat.
S: It's the cat.
SRK: Shriya has fixed her answer, you called me a cat, if you call me names like this I’ll…
S: How can you be a cat?
SRK: Then what can I be?
S: You'd have to be a male cat.
SRK: What do you want to do? It's a cat – meow. Can you say meow? Say 1,2,3.
R/S: Meow
SRK: Then with your paws, fix it. Actually I acted in a film Don, and in that I say that I love wild cats. Not because they scratch a pillar. But cats are interesting. It's good for you too because that’s the right answer. Now I'm going to spend some time with Sadhana and Ragini so please take a short tiffin break and do your homework too because you can win 1 lakh.
EP09 – B
SRK: Welcome to KAPPS. I'm here with Bidaai’s two beautiful actresses, cousins. This is a special episode and I hope they win a lot of money for their charity HelpAge India. They will play for half the show and later will come TV industry’s most popular couple who’s know throughout the world, Hiten and Gauri or Karan and Nandini from Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi. Right now I'm with the Bidaai girls Sadhana and Ragini. Sadhana let me meet your family.
S: This is my naughty brother-in-law Ranvir. And my husband’s sweet sister who scolds me a lot…
SRK: She’s smiling so sweetly, how can she get angry?
S: All the time she scolds, what did you do? Why did you do this?
SRK: Show us how you get angry. Comment on how long she took to answer the 1st question.
Sadhana, why did you take so long for the 1st question?
S: I'm scared. Then there's the sweet Sonia/Madura. She plays a girlfriend of Ranvir.
SRK: Do you think these two will win?
Sonia: I think they’ll play very well.
SRK: But you think their chances of winning are slim?
Sonia: No, they’ll win.
SRK: Ok choose a new classmate.
R: Anubhav.
SRK: C’mon Anubhav. Show them once, how you dance. Choose your subject for 50,000.
S: Class 2 general knowledge.
SRK: Please show Ragini and Sadhana the question.
Name the country whose national flag this is.
SRK: It's green with a red center. Anubhav feels he knows the answer. You know anything about this? Talk it out aloud.
S: She's saying it is Pakistan’s but Pakistan has a sickle moon and star. Is it Dubai?
SRK: You have the cheats too.
S: We’ll go for Copy.
SRK: You're sure that Anubhav, who danced this way, will know the answer?
S: Yes, he’ll dance and answer right too.
SRK: Ok say you want to copy from a little kid.
S/R: We are big kids copying from a little kid.
SRK: Let's see what Anubhav wrote. He wrote Bangladesh. If this is wrong the game unfortunately ends here and you won't be able to earn what you wanted to for charity. But we’re very happy we could meet with these sisters of Bidaai and their families and we’re also happy that Anubhav helped you because it's the right answer.
S: I was so scared.
SRK: There's no need to be scared. You're playing for charity so I hope you win lots of money. Now choose a subject for 1 lakh and answer carefully.
S: Class 3 English.
How many common nouns in the following sentence begin with the letter B: In Bombay I saw Billoo with a red balloon in a blue bus?
SRK: Do you know how many types of nouns there are?
S: Yes. Bombay is a common place.
SRK: Common nouns. Mamaji? You didn’t teach them proper and common nouns? I’ll meet with you later about this.
S: All these are nouns but common noun is a bit confusing. Bus is a common thing.
SRK: Any more? Only one or are there more?
S: Bus and Bombay. Balloon is not there, Billoo is not there.
R: Bus and balloon.
S: Bombay?
SRK: Ok kids let's help them. Now you have the power. Now look at the sentence. Which are the common nouns?
R: 2. Balloon and bus.
S: I think 3. Ragini will decide if it's 2 or 3.
R: 2.
SRK: Then fix it. Let's see what Anubhav wrote. He said 2. Let me tell you if 2 had been wrong he couldn’t have saved you. But 2 is the right answer. Now you're playing for 2 lakhs. But Anubhav can't help you any more. Choose another classmate and we’ll play for 2 lakhs.
R/S: Sreeparna.
SRK: How are these 2 sisters, Sreeparna?
S: Very nice.
SRK: Choose a category for 2 lakhs.
S: Class 2 astronomy.
SRK: Please show the question to the Bidaai sisters.
To which country did Neil Armstrong, the first man on the moon, belong?
S: America?
SRK: Sreeparna has fixed her answer. You’re mentioning the continent. Say the country.
S: New York?
SRK: No, that would be a city.
S: London?
SRK: I'm just trying to scare you. Fix what you think.
S: America?
SRK: Then fix it. Actually it’s the United States of America. But because it's for charity we’ll take it. Are you happy that I'm not strict?
S: I wish schools had such teachers too.
SRK: Now I’ll show you my strictness. But take a short tiffin break first. I’ll punish these 2 sisters in the meantime.
EP09 – C
SRK: Welcome back to KAPPS. With me are beautiful Parul and Sara. Both are from – I don’t need to tell you - the serial Bidaai. Congratulations for winning 2 lakhs. Now were moving to the big prize money, 5 lakhs. You're only 5 questions away from 1 crore. Choose a subject. Show us the question for 5 lakhs on class 4 Stories please.
According to Hindu tradition, who was the father of emperor Bharat after whom India received its name?
R/S: Dasharat. He had 4 queens and Bharat was Kaikeyi’s son.
SRK: If you're sure you can name him and fix it. If you're wrong like you could be, Sreeparna, who’s looking so serious, can save you.
S: I don’t know much about this, she knows.
SRK: So you’ve put the whole blame on her. How much knowledge do you have? Blame it on me and I’ll blame her.
S: Dasharat.
SRK: Then fix it. You were close, the names sound similar, but your answer is wrong. The right answer is Dushyant of the Shakuntala-Dushyant fame. Their son was Bharat. Let's see if Sreeparna wrote Dushyant or Dasharat. She wrote Dushyant. You have 5 lakhs now. Sreeparna has to go back. Choose another kid.
R/S: Dheirya.
SRK: C’mon Dheirya. Dheirya is here. Tell me, so the both of you sing? can you sing a song?
S: Our title song.
SRK: I’ll start the orchestra……Ohh I have tears in my eyes. Mamji you must be crying a lot after hearing this song.
S: He cries a lot.
SRK: We won't send you off this soon. Choose a subject.
R: What do you say? Anything?
S: He's very intelligent. Animal kingdom.
SRK: Class 5 for 10 lakhs, please show the question.
Which is the only mammal that can fly like a bird?
R: Kangaroo.
SRK: Dheirya feels he knows the answer.
R: Wait.
S: A bat?
SRK: You just said kangaroo.
R: No, sorry that’s wrong.
SRK: Kangaroo jumps like this, it doesn’t fly.
S: Bat?
SRK: For 10 lakhs for their charity HelpAge India. You can Peek too if you don’t know or answer quickly.
S: Bat.
SRK: What's that in Hindi? Chimkadar? What do you want to do?
S: Bat but we want to peek too.
SRK: Then fix it and say you want to peek from little Dheirya.
R/S: We want to peek from a little kid.
SRK: Let's see what answer Dheirya gave. The money goes to HelpAge India charity. He wrote bats.
R: We’ll go with bats.
SRK: You want to go with the bats?
R: No, we want to go with the answer.
SRK: Then fix it and say we big kids want to go with bats. Who told you bats are mammals? He's a small kid, he has to raise his hand to go to the bathroom. Bat is a mammal? I’ll tell you. Bats are mammals. So your answer is correct. Very well done. Ohh the bell has rung for you. You came here and played very well. And thank you to the entire Bidaai team for being here. We’ll give you a check for 10 lakhs for your charity. But I have a deal which I forgot about. Look in that camera and say we two, Sadhana and Parul, we are very pretty, smart, very big stars in India, we work in the most famous serial, but….
R/S: We are not smarter than a 5th grader.
SRK: Actually you can add – since you're both actors - we two are stupid.
R/S: We two sister, Bidaai’s Sadhana and Ragini, Sara and Parul, we are smart, not bad at acting, a little intelligent, but we’re not smarter than 5th graders. We are a little stupid.
R: Only a little.
SRK: Their condition was that they would give their money to HelpAge India. And they want to kiss my dimples. I accepted so I’ll come in the middle and you kiss my right dimple and you my left. Before you leave I want to tell you, Paanchvi Pass present you with a big LCD TV. And I’ll also dance with them because they wished it. Dheirya you come too. Let's say goodbye to the sisters. Not my sisters but these 2 sisters.
EP09 – D
SRK: After Sadhana and Ragini, to my class come the couple that is thought of as the most romantic couple of Indian TV. They don’t need any introduction. The most beautiful jodi, India’s most loved son and daughter-in-law, please welcome Nandini and Karan from KSBKBT, Hiten and Gauri.
Fantastic to have you here Hiten. Where's Gauri?
H: She's not coming, she needs time to get dressed.
SRK: Then you go back because without Gauri you're totally incomplete. We can't have you on the show, call her 1st.
H: Let me do something in life alone.
SRK: We won't let you do anything alone, we are Gauri’s secret service. We keep an eye on you. You can't go anywhere or do anything alone. Call her like you do at home, very romantically.
H: She challenged me to come here alone. Anyway, romantically?
SRK: Yes, like you do at home.
H: Jaanu, please come.
SRK: Jaanu please come. Welcome Gauri, thank you for coming on the show. Does Hiten call you romantically like that usually?
G: romantically and when he's angry he calls me that.
SRK: What do you call him?
G: I also call him Jaanu, but mostly in anger.
SRK: my wife is different, she calls me Tommy at home.
H: Don’t give her ideas.
SRK: No. it's a good idea. She should say, Sheroo!
H: No, no. I'm good with Jaanu.
SRK: How did you two meet?
G: We were shooting for an ad film together. We met there. An ad for a soap.
SRK: Soap ads are usually romantic. I know, I've done one too.
G: But I didn’t talk to him at all. I used to sit in one corner and read a book. Then we did a show together and met there.
SRK: Then you started talking.
H: After 6 months.
SRK: How did you try to talk to her? Did you say something from behind like ‘hello’?
H: No, I was like I am with everyone - talking, laughing, joking but I used to think how can a girl not laugh at any good joke? But I was sure she laughed in her makeup room. One day she smiled and that was it.
SRK: Is this a picture of your real wedding? Where was it performed?
G: In Poona.
SRK: All the best. I wish for you that your marriage lasts 200 years with lots of children – at least 30.
H: And talented like you.
SRK: I wished 200 years for you because you last that long anyway (in soaps).
H: Of course. Our family is here. Here is our Ba. Ask her age.
SRK: Ba ji how old are you?
Ba: 106 years old.
H: Then I’ll definitely last 200 years.
SRK: You look like you are 16 years old.
Ba: I'm as mischievous as one.
H: This is my son-in-law in the show. His name is Manav and his character’s name is Joydeep.
Joydeep: I don’t look it do i? It was Johny Depp but he made it Joydeep.
H: This is my daughter in the show.
SRK: She's your daughter in the show? I have a daughter too but she’s little. How can you have such a big daughter?
Daughter: I grew up. You don’t understand.
SRK: You grew up but how come papa didn’t?
H: Papa has also grown up. He wears glasses.
SRK: You wear glasses? Oh then you must be very old. And is this your kid or one through some other relationship?
H: They are her kids but from another husband. It's very complicated.
SRK: Yeah I find it very hard to follow these relationships. Why aren’t you saying anything?
Moni: Hello I'm Moni. I play Katy in Kyunki. Krishna Tulsi. That’s a short form.
SRK: Katy normally seems like the dancing vampy style. Here comes sizzling Katy!
Moni: Beyond that dancing I come with all that sindoor and mangalsutra etc.
SRK: I don’t know how you are on screen but here you're looking sizzling and very Katy type. Ok I've met with the Virani family. I won't explain our family rules to you since you know it already. You know basically we have 10 questions. So let's start. But before that you have to choose a classmate.
H: Shriya ji, please come.
SRK: Which charity are you two playing for?
G: It's called Project Crayons. It’s for the underprivileged kids.
SRK: You’ve supported this charity before too? It's close to your heart. Very sweet. All the best to you. I hope you win 5 crores. Before I start playing let's take a short tiffin break but you do your homework. You can win 1 lakh this way.
EP09 – E
Welcome back to KAPPS. With me are Hiten and Gauri and the whole Virani family, the sizzling hot Ba and demure and sweet Katy also. Let's find out if the Virani family especially Hiten and Gauri are smarter than a 5th grader or not. Here are you subjects.
H: Class 1 English.
SRK: For 10,000 rupees please show Gauri and Hiten the question.
According to the nursery rhyme ‘Jack and Jill’ where did Jack injure himself? Head, elbow or knee?
SRK: First smile and recite the whole rhyme. You're not smiling, you have to smile. Vewry nice. So where did Jack injure himself?
H: Head. Say A – head and let's go.
SRK: Yes go for it if you think it's head. Fix it. say I'm fixing ‘head’. Not Hiten’s but the answer. That you can do at home. the answer is crown which means the head so 10,000 to both of you. This will be used for Project Crayons. Let’s get some more money for them. 2nd question for 20,000, here are your categories.
H: Animal Kingdom.
SRK: Class 2 animal klingdom, for Hiten and Gauri for 20,000, please show the question.
What class of animals can live both on land as well as water?
SRK: I’ll read it in Hindi.
G: Amphibians.
H: Please answer and fix it.
SRK: One second. Shriya thinks she knows the answer. You can fix it. The right answer is amphibians. Very good. But Shriya has to go back now since she's finished 2 questions. Choose another classmate.
G: Dheirya.
H: What do you say, astronomy?
G: Yes. Astronomy.
SRK: Astronomy for 50,000. Please show the question for Gauri and Hiten.
True or false: Moonlight is actually reflected sunlight.
SRK: Dheirya thinks he knows the answer.
G: Yes. Everything is a light from sun. so it has to be true.
SRK: what do you want to do?
H: I want to fix true.
SRK: Ask your wife first, you're slowly taking over. Ask her nicely.
G: He doesn’t get a chance otherwise to take over so he's trying it here.
SRK: You think I’ll be on your side.
H: Shall we fix true? Ok.
G: You do it this time.
H: First time I'm getting to fix it. True.
SRK: You don’t think the moon has its own light or light from the earth reflects on the moon?
G: No.
SRK: No? You're sure? Then I won't pester you anymore. You have the right answer. As you said, the sun is the only source of light so all the light we see at least is from the sun. Here are your categories for 1 lakh.
H: Let's go for Hindi.
SRK: Class 1 Hindi for 1 lakh. Please show the question.
What's the Hindi word for our national anthem? Rashtra-gaan or rashtra-geet?
G: It's rashtra-geet.
SRK: You have all 3 cheats left. If you're not sure you can Peek form your partner, who thinks he knows the answer, or copy or get saved if your answer is wrong. You must have heard the word somewhere.
H: I've heard both.
SRK: They are close so it's confusing. But simple.
H: Let's go with B – rashtra-geet.
SRK: You're sure you're right? You're not making a mistake? You’ve thought it out?
H: Yes.
SRK: Take permission. You'll fix it or Gauri?
H: Ok we fix rashtra-geet.
SRK: If you're wrong Gauri is going to scold you at home. Actually it's a bit confusing. Our rashtra-geet is Vande Mataram. So your answer is wrong. Now you can only be saved if Dheirya has answered right. Let's see what he wrote. He said rashtra-gaan. Thank you Dheirya. Now you’ve reached 1 lakh. Let's go toward 2 lakhs but before that we’ll take a break but come back soon because we’re playing with Gauri and Hiten/ Nandini and Karan.
EP09 – F
SRK: welcome back to KAPPS. With me are the main people of KSBKBT. A very beautiful couple, touch wood, Hiten and Gauri and they have win 1 lakh. Now they have to choose a classmate.
H: Milanjeet.
SRK: Milanjeet and I have a personal Bhangda which is very unique. Show us, Milanjeet. Ok for 2 lakhs, please choose your subject.
G: We’ll go with Health and Human Body, class 3.
SRK: For 2 lakhs please show the question for Gauri and Hiten. This si the safe area where you take home a minimum of 2 lakhs.
True or false: There are normally 318 bones in the human body.
SRK: Milanjeet seems to know the answer.
G: I think it's false. I think there are much more.
SRK: Hiten, count them.
H: I can count the ones I've broken.
SRK: Gauri broke them?
H: Some by her and some by circumstances. I think it's false.
SRK: What do you want to do for 2 lakhs?
H: Let's lock on false.
SRK: How many bones does a human body have? Try and recall what you learnt in school.
H: I think it's 366.
SRK: that’s the number of days in a leap year.
G: One bone for every day.
H: That’s how I calculated.
SRK: what do you think, Gauri?
G: I think there are more than that.
SRK: Your answer that there are more than 318 bones is wrong, but the actual answer is right. There are roughly 206 bones in a human body, less than 318. you both are tall so maybe you counted more bones.
H: Thank God we’re saved.
SRK: Now we’re moving towards the big prize money of 5 lakhs. But before that I want to ask your family a few questions. How many times has Ganga been married?
Ba: Twice.
SRK: Sure? Shall I fix it? Ok, you're right, you get 5 crores. What's Prajakta’s husband’s name?
Joydeep: Chirag.
SRK: That’s cheating. Cancelled.
Joydeep: We are together, one family. All cheaters.
SRK: Now let's see what these two know. No looking there to Ba. She knows everything. What’s Daksha Chachi’s favorite snack?
G/H: Dhokla.
SRK: It says here that’s wrong. It's thepla.
H: Same.
SRK: They are the same?
H: No. they are not.
SRK: Don’t lie and try to make a fool of me. So you're down from 2 lakhs to zero.
H: But it's not part of the quiz. And they didn’t teach us this in class 4.
SRK: You never know, it’s become so big that it might become part of the school syllabus. At what age did Nandini and Karan get married? You must know them.
H: She was 1st married when she was 26. Then she got married again when she was 46.
SRK: Ba can you tell us?
Ba: 16.
SRK: You're right again. Another 5 crores to you. Alright. You got married when you were 60? Shame on you.
H: That’s why I didn’t say anything.
SRK: That’s why you counted too many bones too. Ok choose a category for 5 lakhs.
G: Class 4 Geography.
SRK: Please show the question for 5 lakhs, class 4 geography for Hiten and Gauri.
Which lake is situated just below Mount Kailasa in Tibet?
SRK: This is a very holy place. And the lake is also considered holy. When my kids make spelling mistakes I discount them. I’ll discount yours too. What are you thinking Hiten?
H: I don’t know, I'm not sure. Mansarovar….I’m not getting the name.
SRK: For 5 lakhs, you can Peek too.
G: We’ll peek.
SRK: You have to say, we, the ones who got married at 60, beautiful young couple, from a little kid who’s zero years old compared to our 60 we want to cheat.
H: We want to peek from a little kid. How old we are, we don’t want to mention.
SRK: Let's see what Milanjeet wrote. He said Mansarovar lake.
H: We had it. Anyway…
SRK: Doesn’t mean Milanjeet is right. He may have listened to you and written it.
H: No, he wrote before we said it.
G: We ‘ll go with it.
SRK: Then you’ll have to say I used the help of a little kid to get the answer.
H: I used the help of a little kid to write “mansarovar,” and I fixed it.
SRK: You weren’t too sure of your answer, but it is right. Five lakhs. Very well done. You were pretty close, but unsure. Milanjeet will have to go back. Do the Bhangra and go back Milanjeet. You still have one cheat left. Choose another kid.
H: We’ll choose Sreeparna now. We’ll choose you later. She talks fast, doesn’t she?
SRK: Yes she does. Talk fast and show them. All the kids on this show have strange laughs. And we’ll show each one’s laugh because the couple with us is a very jovial couple. So, take a tiffin break and come back soon, because Hiten and Gauri are waiting for you.
EP09 – G
SRK: Welcome back to KAPPS. With me are Karan and Nandini/Hiten and Gauri. They’re playing very well. Choose another category, and I’ll ask you questions later.
G: Class 4, Art and Music.
SRK: Class 4, Art and Music. For 10 Lakhs, please show the question to Hiten and Gauri.
What is the system of writing and drawings with symbols called, as used in Ancient Egypt?
SRK: Sreeparna seems to know the answer. Tell me what you think, out loud.
H: Is it in code or something?
SRK: You can leave the class, but I don’t want you to. I want you to win some more for charity.
G: We’ll copy.
SRK: Ok, Hiten and Gauri will copy only for the sake of Project Crayon. Let’s see what the kids have written. They’ve written “hieroglyphics.” In Hindi it’s called “chitralipi.” Let’s see if Sreeparna has written the same. And she’s also written the same. So you have now 10 lakhs for Project Crayon. Congratulations. What is the most romantic thing you’ve done for Gauri?
H: From her point of view, I’d say the flowers she gets every day is the most romantic.
SRK: Every day? You steal from the neighbor’s yard?
H: I’ve fixed it with a guy. Every day the roses have to be delivered home.
SRK: That’s very romantic. Let’s see you hug each other once. Now let’s try to win 20 lakhs for Project Crayon. But Sreeparna has to go back now because you’re out of cheats. Choose another subject for 20 lakhs.
H: Don’t worry kids, we’ll take Plant Kingdom.
SRK: Class 3, Plant Kingdom, for 20 lakhs. Please show the question to Hiten and Gauri.
Which of these trees has bark and leaves that can be used to make insecticides? Mango, Coconut, or Neem?
G: C – Neem.
SRK: You’re playing for 20 lakhs, are you sure?
G: Sure.
SRK: Both of you romantically hold your hands one more time, and fix it. Your charity will be very happy with the 20 lakhs because you’re absolutely right. Very well done. You have played very well, and let’s try to…Uh oh! The bell has rung. But I’m very happy you came here. Thank you, and please give me a hug, both of you. I had a great time playing with you. You’re very sporting and the money you’ve earned will go to your charity, Project Crayon. The previous contestants’ money will go for their charity HelpAge India. This is a very good thing. And from Paanchvi Pass, you two will get an LCD TV. The whole gang, please come here. And everybody, we’ll see you again with some great shows and great people like these on the show. Thank you very much everyone.