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May-29-08, 01:21 AM
KAPPS 14
EP14 – A
SRK: Welcome to elders and youngsters, my name is Shahrukh Khan, you must have heard of it. With me is Poonam Mahajan ji who's a granny of 53 years and is from Kolkata. And she's going to play Airtel Presents KAPPS. So Poonam aunty are you ready to play?
P: What are you talking about? You haven't come to play? Where are the kids? none of them are here.
SRK: Arre where are my kids?
Kids: We are here!
SRK: I had a favorite aunt and when I see you I'm reminded of her. I used to recite a poem to her –
People say my aunt’s lips are red
But I say her eyes are intoxicating
People say my aunt’s cheeks are shining
But I say my aunt’s smile is dazzling
People say my aunty is very cool
But I say she's a rose
Her words are as sweet as a Sandesh (a sweet)
Her heart is innocent but her mind is sharper than a 5th grader’s
Poonam ji is 53 years old, a granny from Kolkata and she has answered her 1st question correctly and won 10,000. she was being helped by Sreeparna. Welcome Sreeparna. Let's find out if Poonam aunty is smarter than a 5th grader or not. If you answer the 2nd question correctly you’ll get 20,000. Here are your subjects.
P: Class 1 animal kingdom.
SRK: For 20,000 please show Aunty the question.
How many legs does a spider have?
SRK: Sreeparna thinks she knows the answer.
P: Insects have 6 legs and a spider is also an insect.
SRK: When was the last time you saw a spider?
P: Nowadays I don’t see many in my house. It’s very clean.
SRK: Your house must be very clean because you keep it that way. You're a great granny. For 20,000, how many legs does a spider have?
P: 6.
SRK: You think it's 6. What do you want to do? You have 3 cheats. You can Peek, Copy or get Saved.
P: If I'm wrong Sreeparna will save me.
SRK: That’s only if her answer’s right.
P: Hers will be right.
SRK: And only if your answer is wrong. If you're right you get 20,000. You’ve never seen a spider up close when you were a kid?
P: No. Who goes looking for its legs?
SRK: As k instead how many legs Ms. World has, Ms. Universe has.
P: That I know.
SRK: You didn’t know how many legs a spider has so your answer is wrong, aunty. It has 8 legs.
P: It came in my head once, I did think it could be.
SRK: It came in your head but you didn’t say it.
P: It's ok, doesn’t matter.
SRK: Let's see what Sreeparna has written. If she's says 8 you win 20,000 through the Save cheat. She's written 8. Thank her. Now it's time for her to go and for you to choose someone else.
P: Milanjeet. C’mon, chak de phatte.
SRK: How are you? Let's do some bhangda. Let's see your subjects for 50,000. Choose one.
P: Class 1 Astronomy.
SRK: Please show the question for Poonam aunty.
True or false: The moon revolves around the sun.
SRK: What do you think?
P: I think it's false.
SRK: You don’t think the moon goes round the sun?
P: Moon revolves around the earth.
SRK: Ok. This is for 50,000 and you have 2 cheats left too. Why do you think the moon doesn’t revolve around the sun?
P: Moon is a satellite of the earth and I've read that the earth revolves around the sun.
SRK: You think the earth goes round the sun and the moon goes round the earth. But you don’t think the moon goes round the sun.
P: No I don’t. Everything you’ve studied goes out the window when you come here.
SRK: That happens a bit doesn’t it?
P: No, quite a lot in fact. You feel you know a lot but once you come here you realize you don’t. Such an easy question and see, when you come here it’s confusing. Everyone thinks it's so easy.
SRK: Those sitting at home too….
P: Must be thinking which fool has come here.
SRK: And you come here and realize it's hard. You think the moon doesn’t revolve around the sun.
P: Yes I think it's wrong so I’ll say ‘False’.
SRK: If you're wrong, he can't save you. You can Peek or copy also.
P: I can't use all my cheats now. I need to get some money.
SRK: But it's there for you if you need it. This is for 50,000.
P: It's ok, I'm going with ‘false’.
SRK: You said it's ‘false’.
P: It's true isn’t it?
SRK: If anything revolves around the earth and the earth revolves round the sun, then that thing revolves around the sun too.
P: Oh, I’m gone.
SRK: Your answer is wrong, aunty. The answer is ‘True’. You got a bit confused and I feel very sorry. Milanjeet had written ‘true’. If you had peeked or copied you would have been saved. But I feel very happy that you came here and played the game with us. it was a bit unfortunate but you have to keep to my deal. You have to say I Poonam aunty, I’m a very good person, I have a dazzling smile…
P: But I can't read or write.
SRK: No, you can read and wrote and you're very smart but here you felt you're not smarter than a 5th grader.
P: I Poonam, BA, B.ED, say with a lot of shame that I'm not smarter than a 5th grader.
SRK: That’s very sweet, gimme a hug. And that poem you wrote, read it out to us please. Poonam aunty has written a poem especially for us.
P: The one who has brought us honor all over the world
The one who's made so many richer by playing this game show
The one who's a great teacher and entertainer
The one who gave respect to every guest
Listen up everyone to what Poonam says
He is the pride of India
Who is he?
He is our Shahrukh Khan!
SRK: Thank you very much. Now a new contestant is waiting here, but let's take a short tiffin break. First do your homework.
EP14 – B
SRK: Welcome back to KAPPS. We have a new classmate whose name is Rumana Saif. She's 33 years old and from Kolkata. She's a graduate and a single mother who works at a resort. How are you?
R: I'm doing fine.
SRK: How do you feel being here?
R: I love it a lot.
SRK: First let's show your picture.
R: Looks horrible.
SRK: What do you mean, you look so pretty.
R: Now or then?
SRK: You look very pretty now also. And it looks like you get prettier as you get older. You look like a model. You like to model?
R: Oh no, nothing like that but at home people do say not to sway so much while walking.
SRK: So you sway your hips and walk?
R: No I don’t.
SRK: The first time I heard that word was in Delhi when I was young. Show us how you walk like a model.
R: Please walk with me.
SRK: Ok c’mon, tell me how to walk. I'm doing this so you can feel comfortable. Let me quickly explain the game rules to you……and if you don’t win you have to look in that camera and say to all the people and friends in Kolkata I Rumana Saif, am not smarter than a 5th grader. Can you do that?
R: Yes, if I have to.
SRK: You want to practice it or not?
R: There's no need to practice. I'm very confident.
SRK: You're a natural model. Ok Ms. Model, choose a classmate.
R: I’ll take Anubhav.
SRK: Let's see Rumana Saif, if you’re smarter than a 5th grader or not. Choose a subject.
R: Class 1 English.
SRK: For 10,000 rupees class 1 English is Rumana’s choice. Please show her the question.
According to the nursery rhyme ‘little miss Muffet’ who or what scared miss Muffet - Snake, scorpion or spider?
SRK: Obviously he knows the poem. I heard you got very good marks in TOEFL. It's an English language test. Did you study this poem for it?
R: Yes.
SRK: Then recite it
R: The answer is C – spider
SRK: You can fix it. For 10,000 rupees I won't trouble you since you know the poem. Spider is the right answer. you think you can win 5 crores?
R: God willing.
SRK: What would you do if you won it?
R: I want to buy all the happiness money can buy for my son which he deserves.
SRK: That’s your son? What's his name?
R: Ayaan.
SRK: Please don’t get emotional. Rumana is a single mother. She got divorced a few months back. Her wish is to win some money and give her son all the happiness he deserves. I hope you win 5 crores. I have a surprise, a message for you from your son. We called him up and spoke to him. You want to hear it?
Son: Mummy, win and bring lots of money. I love you Shahrukh Khan. Before I get emotional and start crying let's not do that or our makeup will start running.
R: Yes, I thought about that.
SRK: And if my makeup runs I look very ugly. We are models so we won’t cry. So let's go to the next question for 20,000. choose your category, Anubhav will help you.
R: Class 1 Hindi.
SRK: For 20,000 Rumana wants class 1 Hindi. Please show her the question.
After taking exams which of these do students wait for – Parimaan, pramaan or parinaam?
SRK: Anubhav seems to know the answer. You’ve proved your very sharp in English, now tell us Hindi.
R: Parinaam.
SRK: what’s the meaning of ‘parinaam’?
R: Results. I want to fix it.
SRK: Then do so, why are you scared?
R: I'm not.
SRK: Parinaam is the right answer. Anubhav has helped you with 2 questions so he has to go back and another will come here. But before you choose a kid, since we got so emotional, let's touch up our makeup. Let's take a short tiffin break and we’ll come back looking beautiful.
EP14 – C
SRK: Welcome back to KAPPS. With me is Pinky and we've touched up our makeup. Now we look pretty. She's won 20,000 and has to choose a new classmate.
R: Milanjeet.
SRK: Milanjeet will help you. Has anyone come here with you?
R: My cousin Dhanish
SRK: Hello Dhanish. Did she study?
D: She knows a lot already.
SRK: Is she the most intelligent at home?
D: After me.
SRK: Let's see the question for 50,000. Choose a category.
R: Class 4 personalities.
SRK: Please show Pinky the question for 50,000.
Whose couplets were compiled in a book called Bijak?
SRK: Milanjeet seems to know the answer. You have any idea? Have you heard any couplets?
R: I've heard Kabir’s.
SRK: Which ones have you heard?
R: I've also heard those of Rahim and Harvansh Rai Bachchan.
SRK: Yes and Kabir too.
R: But I don’t know who write Bijak. I think it's Rahim.
SRK: I paid a lot of attention in 5th grade.
R: You're very smart. But you paid attention only till the 5th grade?
SRK: I became an actor after that.
R: I think it's Rahim.
SRK: You want to fix that?
R: I want to Peek.
SRK: You want to cheat from a kid?
R: I have to.
SRK: What face will you show Ayaan?
R: He won't understand now.
SRK: OK, but later he will.
R: When he grows up I won't show him all this.
SRK: You’ll hide it?
R: Of course.
SRK: Ok secretly fix that you want to Peek from a kid. Let's see what Milanjeet wrote. He said ‘Kabir’. For 50,000, you think it's Rahim.
R: I don’t have a choice. Ok, Kabir.
SRK: Milanjeet says Kabir, you say it too and that’s the right answer. Thank him. Kids are helping you. Ayaan’s prayers are with you. Choose your next category for 1 lakh.
R: Class 3 geography.
SRK: Please show the question for 1 lakh.
What is the capital of Australia?
SRK: Any idea?
R: I think it's Canberra.
SRK: Milanjeet knows the answer.
R: Canberra.
SRK: You want to fix it for 1 lakh?
R: Yes.
SRK: Had you studied this?
R: No.
SRK: Sydney, Melbourne?
R: No, it's not those.
SRK: Perth?
R: No.
SRK: New Delhi?
R: Maybe.
SRK: Canberra is the right answer for 1 lakh. Milanjeet has helped you with the Kabir answer. Thank him, he has to go. Oh, pinching cheeks
R: I do that to Ayaan. Shriya.
SRK: Grownups don’t know this but kids don’t like their cheeks pinched. My kids told me that.
R: No wonder Ayaan reacts like that too.
SRK: They find it very irritating. How would you like it if someone did that the whole day to you?
R: It felt great.
SRK: Choose your subject.
R: General Knowledge.
SRK: You're going all the way to the top. Class 5 general knowledge. But we’ll ask the question after a short tiffin break. So listen to the homework question and come back soon.
EP14 – D
SRK: Welcome back to KAPPS. With me is Rumana Saif who's 33 years old and a single mother. I’ll ask you a personal question. Why did you separate?
R: If I tell you, you won’t believe me because I don’t know the reason and he doesn’t either. 5 years of relationship ended in 20 days. I still want him back, I still love him a lot.
SRK: You want to meet with him?
R: I want to but it's impossible now. He got married.
SRK: He's married?
R: It happened the very next day.
SRK: Then what's the point of wishing him in your life? Your life is good now, your Ayaan is with you.
R: Yes Ayaan is there but how to make the heart understand?
SRK: You have to do that. You have that strength and all our prayers are with you. You’ll be successful in life and you need to live for your son and make sure he’s never unhappy over this.
R: That’s what I plan to do. I want to ask you something too. Why are you like this?
SRK: Why am I like this?
R: Why are you such a good person, so popular, so handsome, so good looking and God knows what else? There’s a phrase – nothing succeeds like success. But you have changed the whole definition. Nothing succeeds like SRK.
SRK: No, it's nothing like that.
R: Your hand has the golden touch, sir. You touch something, it becomes gold.
SRK: No, I work very hard and I pray a lot. There are a few things that our parents taught us like work hard, work honestly and pray to God. Keep smiling and make people happy and everything will be alright. And even if they aren’t, keep smiling. And we’ll keep doing that, but choose your subject for 2 lakhs.
R: Class 5 general knowledge for 2 lakhs, please show the question.
The famous Orient Express train originally ran from Paris to which place at the edge of Asia?
SRK: Shriya thinks she knows the answer.
R: I can't remember this at all.
SRK: You have a cheats left – Copy and Save. This is the 2 lakhs area where you take a minimum of 2 lakhs with you. What comes to mind?
R: Edge of Asia means the end of it?
SRK: Yes, right at the corner. I'm going to the corner. Here quite a few know the answer.
R: What to do, I feel ashamed to even say it but I’ll cheat.
SRK: You're smiling, you don’t look ashamed. Normally people hide their faces when they are ashamed.
R: I'm very confident.
SRK: So you're confidently ashamed.
R: It's ok, so what. I'm only doing it once.
SRK: It's actually your second time. The first was Peek. You want to Copy or you want to answer and hope to be saved by Shriya?
R: I’ll copy.
SRK: Ok, fix it and say you want to cheat again from a kid, which you won't let Ayaan know. The right answer is Istanbul. Now let's see if Shriya wrote the same thing. You want to pray?
R: That I've been doing since the beginning.
SRK: Shriya wrote Istanbul. How do you feel now?
R: I feel great.
SRK: you want to dance with me on Pretty Woman? I like girls who win 2 lakhs and get rich.
R: The dance was for that?
SRK: Yes, to celebrate. When I see a pretty rich girl I sing to her. Now you're playing for 5 lakhs. Choose your subject.
R: Class 2 Science.
SRK: For 5 lakhs please show the question.
Which of these elements is a major component of in milk – calcium, magnesium, iron?
SRK: This question is for milk-drinking kids.
R: I know the answer.
SRK: You should, you have a kid.
R: It's Calcium.
SRK: Sure? What do you want to do?
R: Fix it. Don’t look at me like that, you're scaring me.
SRK: What do you want to do?
R: I want to fix Calcium.
SRK: For 5 lakhs, calcium is the right answer. You’re playing very well and you're only 4 questions away from 1 crore. And I'm sure you at home also wish for her that she wins 5 crores for her kid. So come back soon from a tiffin break. We hope that Pinky wins 5 crores.
EP14 – E
SRK: Welcome back to KAPPS. With me is Rumana. Choose a classmate.
R: Dheirya.
SRK: C’mon Dheirya. Choose your category for 10 lakhs.
R: World History.
SRK: Class 5?
R: You're scaring me. I’ll take Indian History class 3.
SRK: For 10 lakhs please show the question.
Which Mughal emperor did Abul Fazl serve as an advisor?
SRK: Dheirya has fixed his answer. What do you think?
R: I think it's him…
SRK: Him who?
R: I’m telling you the name – Aurangzeb.
SRK: This is for 10 lakhs, Pinky.
D: Shahrukh I want to tell you something. I got my report card and I got 95% in it.
SRK: Wow! Now your confidence in him will increase. You have a Save left and he got 95%. You think it's Aurangzeb?
R: No, it's not him. He was such a stern ruler I doubt he needed an advisor.
SRK: Who else can you think of?
R: Shah Jahan is one too.
SRK: Give any answer and if it's wrong Dheirya has got 95%.
R: And he can save me.
SRK: Maybe. What do you think is the answer?
R: If you don’t know the answer, I’ll take you outside and show you.
SRK: She's threatening you.
R: No, no. I think it's Shah Jahan.
SRK: You can fix it or leave with 5 lakhs like a coward.
R: No I’ll fix Shah Jahan.
SRK: It's a class 3 question.
R: It's right.
SRK: What does my face say?
R: Nothing, but it's right.
SRK: What if I say it’s wrong?
R: Then I’ll take the cheat option.
SRK: we’ll take that option because your answer is wrong. The right answer is Akbar. Let's see if Dheirya can save you. And he wrote Jallauddin Akbar. A child just a little older than Ayaan has saved you. Hug him and thank him. Thank God she didn’t pinch your cheek. Now you're playing for 20 lakhs. If you want to cry, go ahead and we’ll choose the category after that.
R: You have no idea how important the 10 lakhs are for me.
SRK: What will you do with it?
R: I’ll buy a car for Ayaan.
SRK: I'm so happy that Ayaan’s wish will get fulfilled. Choose a category carefully for 20 lakhs and hopefully you’ll win 20 lakhs. Then one car for Ayaan and one for you.
R: World History.
SRK: Your heart says Class 5 world history and we’ll go with that. Please show the question for 10 lakhs.
The only continent to be named after a person takes its name from which explorer?
SRK: Any idea which continent we’re talking about?
R: I think it's America. Christopher Columbus had discovered it.
SRK: Answer if you're sure. you’ve taken a lot of risks in your life, I read your biodata, and it's your choice to take a risk but I say if you're sure, then answer,
R: I'm not sure.
SRK: You want to leave our class?
R: Yes sir because I really don’t know. I don’t even want to guess.
SRK Usually we call them a coward but we won't call you that since you played with such courage. For Ayaan. So if you want to leave fix it and say I want to leave this classroom. Rumana Saif is leaving our classroom with 10 lakh rupees. Dhanish do you know the answer?
D: Amerigo Vespucci.
SRK: Let's ask the kids. Our kids same the same thing. If you had leanrt from Dhanish a little maybe you'd have won 20 lakhs. But you win 10 lakhs, you played very well and danced great too. All our best wishes for you and Ayaan. When you buy a car, remember us in your prayers. Now look in that camera and say I'm a very smart and very brave mother and I’ll do everything for my kid, there's just one small problem – I'm not smarter than a 5th grader.
R: I Rumana Saif form Kolkata, am very brave and confident but I'm not smarter than a 5th grader.
SRK: Very well done and God bless in life. Our bell has rung so school closes now. Normally we send the students home but I had promised you that I'd recite the dialogue from KHNH. But here, Friday does come and then Saturday and Sunday and at 8 pm we will enter your homes. We’ll meet you tomorrow at 8 pm so kids, not alvida, let's all say – Kalvida.
EP14 – A
SRK: Welcome to elders and youngsters, my name is Shahrukh Khan, you must have heard of it. With me is Poonam Mahajan ji who's a granny of 53 years and is from Kolkata. And she's going to play Airtel Presents KAPPS. So Poonam aunty are you ready to play?
P: What are you talking about? You haven't come to play? Where are the kids? none of them are here.
SRK: Arre where are my kids?
Kids: We are here!
SRK: I had a favorite aunt and when I see you I'm reminded of her. I used to recite a poem to her –
People say my aunt’s lips are red
But I say her eyes are intoxicating
People say my aunt’s cheeks are shining
But I say my aunt’s smile is dazzling
People say my aunty is very cool
But I say she's a rose
Her words are as sweet as a Sandesh (a sweet)
Her heart is innocent but her mind is sharper than a 5th grader’s
Poonam ji is 53 years old, a granny from Kolkata and she has answered her 1st question correctly and won 10,000. she was being helped by Sreeparna. Welcome Sreeparna. Let's find out if Poonam aunty is smarter than a 5th grader or not. If you answer the 2nd question correctly you’ll get 20,000. Here are your subjects.
P: Class 1 animal kingdom.
SRK: For 20,000 please show Aunty the question.
How many legs does a spider have?
SRK: Sreeparna thinks she knows the answer.
P: Insects have 6 legs and a spider is also an insect.
SRK: When was the last time you saw a spider?
P: Nowadays I don’t see many in my house. It’s very clean.
SRK: Your house must be very clean because you keep it that way. You're a great granny. For 20,000, how many legs does a spider have?
P: 6.
SRK: You think it's 6. What do you want to do? You have 3 cheats. You can Peek, Copy or get Saved.
P: If I'm wrong Sreeparna will save me.
SRK: That’s only if her answer’s right.
P: Hers will be right.
SRK: And only if your answer is wrong. If you're right you get 20,000. You’ve never seen a spider up close when you were a kid?
P: No. Who goes looking for its legs?
SRK: As k instead how many legs Ms. World has, Ms. Universe has.
P: That I know.
SRK: You didn’t know how many legs a spider has so your answer is wrong, aunty. It has 8 legs.
P: It came in my head once, I did think it could be.
SRK: It came in your head but you didn’t say it.
P: It's ok, doesn’t matter.
SRK: Let's see what Sreeparna has written. If she's says 8 you win 20,000 through the Save cheat. She's written 8. Thank her. Now it's time for her to go and for you to choose someone else.
P: Milanjeet. C’mon, chak de phatte.
SRK: How are you? Let's do some bhangda. Let's see your subjects for 50,000. Choose one.
P: Class 1 Astronomy.
SRK: Please show the question for Poonam aunty.
True or false: The moon revolves around the sun.
SRK: What do you think?
P: I think it's false.
SRK: You don’t think the moon goes round the sun?
P: Moon revolves around the earth.
SRK: Ok. This is for 50,000 and you have 2 cheats left too. Why do you think the moon doesn’t revolve around the sun?
P: Moon is a satellite of the earth and I've read that the earth revolves around the sun.
SRK: You think the earth goes round the sun and the moon goes round the earth. But you don’t think the moon goes round the sun.
P: No I don’t. Everything you’ve studied goes out the window when you come here.
SRK: That happens a bit doesn’t it?
P: No, quite a lot in fact. You feel you know a lot but once you come here you realize you don’t. Such an easy question and see, when you come here it’s confusing. Everyone thinks it's so easy.
SRK: Those sitting at home too….
P: Must be thinking which fool has come here.
SRK: And you come here and realize it's hard. You think the moon doesn’t revolve around the sun.
P: Yes I think it's wrong so I’ll say ‘False’.
SRK: If you're wrong, he can't save you. You can Peek or copy also.
P: I can't use all my cheats now. I need to get some money.
SRK: But it's there for you if you need it. This is for 50,000.
P: It's ok, I'm going with ‘false’.
SRK: You said it's ‘false’.
P: It's true isn’t it?
SRK: If anything revolves around the earth and the earth revolves round the sun, then that thing revolves around the sun too.
P: Oh, I’m gone.
SRK: Your answer is wrong, aunty. The answer is ‘True’. You got a bit confused and I feel very sorry. Milanjeet had written ‘true’. If you had peeked or copied you would have been saved. But I feel very happy that you came here and played the game with us. it was a bit unfortunate but you have to keep to my deal. You have to say I Poonam aunty, I’m a very good person, I have a dazzling smile…
P: But I can't read or write.
SRK: No, you can read and wrote and you're very smart but here you felt you're not smarter than a 5th grader.
P: I Poonam, BA, B.ED, say with a lot of shame that I'm not smarter than a 5th grader.
SRK: That’s very sweet, gimme a hug. And that poem you wrote, read it out to us please. Poonam aunty has written a poem especially for us.
P: The one who has brought us honor all over the world
The one who's made so many richer by playing this game show
The one who's a great teacher and entertainer
The one who gave respect to every guest
Listen up everyone to what Poonam says
He is the pride of India
Who is he?
He is our Shahrukh Khan!
SRK: Thank you very much. Now a new contestant is waiting here, but let's take a short tiffin break. First do your homework.
EP14 – B
SRK: Welcome back to KAPPS. We have a new classmate whose name is Rumana Saif. She's 33 years old and from Kolkata. She's a graduate and a single mother who works at a resort. How are you?
R: I'm doing fine.
SRK: How do you feel being here?
R: I love it a lot.
SRK: First let's show your picture.
R: Looks horrible.
SRK: What do you mean, you look so pretty.
R: Now or then?
SRK: You look very pretty now also. And it looks like you get prettier as you get older. You look like a model. You like to model?
R: Oh no, nothing like that but at home people do say not to sway so much while walking.
SRK: So you sway your hips and walk?
R: No I don’t.
SRK: The first time I heard that word was in Delhi when I was young. Show us how you walk like a model.
R: Please walk with me.
SRK: Ok c’mon, tell me how to walk. I'm doing this so you can feel comfortable. Let me quickly explain the game rules to you……and if you don’t win you have to look in that camera and say to all the people and friends in Kolkata I Rumana Saif, am not smarter than a 5th grader. Can you do that?
R: Yes, if I have to.
SRK: You want to practice it or not?
R: There's no need to practice. I'm very confident.
SRK: You're a natural model. Ok Ms. Model, choose a classmate.
R: I’ll take Anubhav.
SRK: Let's see Rumana Saif, if you’re smarter than a 5th grader or not. Choose a subject.
R: Class 1 English.
SRK: For 10,000 rupees class 1 English is Rumana’s choice. Please show her the question.
According to the nursery rhyme ‘little miss Muffet’ who or what scared miss Muffet - Snake, scorpion or spider?
SRK: Obviously he knows the poem. I heard you got very good marks in TOEFL. It's an English language test. Did you study this poem for it?
R: Yes.
SRK: Then recite it
R: The answer is C – spider
SRK: You can fix it. For 10,000 rupees I won't trouble you since you know the poem. Spider is the right answer. you think you can win 5 crores?
R: God willing.
SRK: What would you do if you won it?
R: I want to buy all the happiness money can buy for my son which he deserves.
SRK: That’s your son? What's his name?
R: Ayaan.
SRK: Please don’t get emotional. Rumana is a single mother. She got divorced a few months back. Her wish is to win some money and give her son all the happiness he deserves. I hope you win 5 crores. I have a surprise, a message for you from your son. We called him up and spoke to him. You want to hear it?
Son: Mummy, win and bring lots of money. I love you Shahrukh Khan. Before I get emotional and start crying let's not do that or our makeup will start running.
R: Yes, I thought about that.
SRK: And if my makeup runs I look very ugly. We are models so we won’t cry. So let's go to the next question for 20,000. choose your category, Anubhav will help you.
R: Class 1 Hindi.
SRK: For 20,000 Rumana wants class 1 Hindi. Please show her the question.
After taking exams which of these do students wait for – Parimaan, pramaan or parinaam?
SRK: Anubhav seems to know the answer. You’ve proved your very sharp in English, now tell us Hindi.
R: Parinaam.
SRK: what’s the meaning of ‘parinaam’?
R: Results. I want to fix it.
SRK: Then do so, why are you scared?
R: I'm not.
SRK: Parinaam is the right answer. Anubhav has helped you with 2 questions so he has to go back and another will come here. But before you choose a kid, since we got so emotional, let's touch up our makeup. Let's take a short tiffin break and we’ll come back looking beautiful.
EP14 – C
SRK: Welcome back to KAPPS. With me is Pinky and we've touched up our makeup. Now we look pretty. She's won 20,000 and has to choose a new classmate.
R: Milanjeet.
SRK: Milanjeet will help you. Has anyone come here with you?
R: My cousin Dhanish
SRK: Hello Dhanish. Did she study?
D: She knows a lot already.
SRK: Is she the most intelligent at home?
D: After me.
SRK: Let's see the question for 50,000. Choose a category.
R: Class 4 personalities.
SRK: Please show Pinky the question for 50,000.
Whose couplets were compiled in a book called Bijak?
SRK: Milanjeet seems to know the answer. You have any idea? Have you heard any couplets?
R: I've heard Kabir’s.
SRK: Which ones have you heard?
R: I've also heard those of Rahim and Harvansh Rai Bachchan.
SRK: Yes and Kabir too.
R: But I don’t know who write Bijak. I think it's Rahim.
SRK: I paid a lot of attention in 5th grade.
R: You're very smart. But you paid attention only till the 5th grade?
SRK: I became an actor after that.
R: I think it's Rahim.
SRK: You want to fix that?
R: I want to Peek.
SRK: You want to cheat from a kid?
R: I have to.
SRK: What face will you show Ayaan?
R: He won't understand now.
SRK: OK, but later he will.
R: When he grows up I won't show him all this.
SRK: You’ll hide it?
R: Of course.
SRK: Ok secretly fix that you want to Peek from a kid. Let's see what Milanjeet wrote. He said ‘Kabir’. For 50,000, you think it's Rahim.
R: I don’t have a choice. Ok, Kabir.
SRK: Milanjeet says Kabir, you say it too and that’s the right answer. Thank him. Kids are helping you. Ayaan’s prayers are with you. Choose your next category for 1 lakh.
R: Class 3 geography.
SRK: Please show the question for 1 lakh.
What is the capital of Australia?
SRK: Any idea?
R: I think it's Canberra.
SRK: Milanjeet knows the answer.
R: Canberra.
SRK: You want to fix it for 1 lakh?
R: Yes.
SRK: Had you studied this?
R: No.
SRK: Sydney, Melbourne?
R: No, it's not those.
SRK: Perth?
R: No.
SRK: New Delhi?
R: Maybe.
SRK: Canberra is the right answer for 1 lakh. Milanjeet has helped you with the Kabir answer. Thank him, he has to go. Oh, pinching cheeks
R: I do that to Ayaan. Shriya.
SRK: Grownups don’t know this but kids don’t like their cheeks pinched. My kids told me that.
R: No wonder Ayaan reacts like that too.
SRK: They find it very irritating. How would you like it if someone did that the whole day to you?
R: It felt great.
SRK: Choose your subject.
R: General Knowledge.
SRK: You're going all the way to the top. Class 5 general knowledge. But we’ll ask the question after a short tiffin break. So listen to the homework question and come back soon.
EP14 – D
SRK: Welcome back to KAPPS. With me is Rumana Saif who's 33 years old and a single mother. I’ll ask you a personal question. Why did you separate?
R: If I tell you, you won’t believe me because I don’t know the reason and he doesn’t either. 5 years of relationship ended in 20 days. I still want him back, I still love him a lot.
SRK: You want to meet with him?
R: I want to but it's impossible now. He got married.
SRK: He's married?
R: It happened the very next day.
SRK: Then what's the point of wishing him in your life? Your life is good now, your Ayaan is with you.
R: Yes Ayaan is there but how to make the heart understand?
SRK: You have to do that. You have that strength and all our prayers are with you. You’ll be successful in life and you need to live for your son and make sure he’s never unhappy over this.
R: That’s what I plan to do. I want to ask you something too. Why are you like this?
SRK: Why am I like this?
R: Why are you such a good person, so popular, so handsome, so good looking and God knows what else? There’s a phrase – nothing succeeds like success. But you have changed the whole definition. Nothing succeeds like SRK.
SRK: No, it's nothing like that.
R: Your hand has the golden touch, sir. You touch something, it becomes gold.
SRK: No, I work very hard and I pray a lot. There are a few things that our parents taught us like work hard, work honestly and pray to God. Keep smiling and make people happy and everything will be alright. And even if they aren’t, keep smiling. And we’ll keep doing that, but choose your subject for 2 lakhs.
R: Class 5 general knowledge for 2 lakhs, please show the question.
The famous Orient Express train originally ran from Paris to which place at the edge of Asia?
SRK: Shriya thinks she knows the answer.
R: I can't remember this at all.
SRK: You have a cheats left – Copy and Save. This is the 2 lakhs area where you take a minimum of 2 lakhs with you. What comes to mind?
R: Edge of Asia means the end of it?
SRK: Yes, right at the corner. I'm going to the corner. Here quite a few know the answer.
R: What to do, I feel ashamed to even say it but I’ll cheat.
SRK: You're smiling, you don’t look ashamed. Normally people hide their faces when they are ashamed.
R: I'm very confident.
SRK: So you're confidently ashamed.
R: It's ok, so what. I'm only doing it once.
SRK: It's actually your second time. The first was Peek. You want to Copy or you want to answer and hope to be saved by Shriya?
R: I’ll copy.
SRK: Ok, fix it and say you want to cheat again from a kid, which you won't let Ayaan know. The right answer is Istanbul. Now let's see if Shriya wrote the same thing. You want to pray?
R: That I've been doing since the beginning.
SRK: Shriya wrote Istanbul. How do you feel now?
R: I feel great.
SRK: you want to dance with me on Pretty Woman? I like girls who win 2 lakhs and get rich.
R: The dance was for that?
SRK: Yes, to celebrate. When I see a pretty rich girl I sing to her. Now you're playing for 5 lakhs. Choose your subject.
R: Class 2 Science.
SRK: For 5 lakhs please show the question.
Which of these elements is a major component of in milk – calcium, magnesium, iron?
SRK: This question is for milk-drinking kids.
R: I know the answer.
SRK: You should, you have a kid.
R: It's Calcium.
SRK: Sure? What do you want to do?
R: Fix it. Don’t look at me like that, you're scaring me.
SRK: What do you want to do?
R: I want to fix Calcium.
SRK: For 5 lakhs, calcium is the right answer. You’re playing very well and you're only 4 questions away from 1 crore. And I'm sure you at home also wish for her that she wins 5 crores for her kid. So come back soon from a tiffin break. We hope that Pinky wins 5 crores.
EP14 – E
SRK: Welcome back to KAPPS. With me is Rumana. Choose a classmate.
R: Dheirya.
SRK: C’mon Dheirya. Choose your category for 10 lakhs.
R: World History.
SRK: Class 5?
R: You're scaring me. I’ll take Indian History class 3.
SRK: For 10 lakhs please show the question.
Which Mughal emperor did Abul Fazl serve as an advisor?
SRK: Dheirya has fixed his answer. What do you think?
R: I think it's him…
SRK: Him who?
R: I’m telling you the name – Aurangzeb.
SRK: This is for 10 lakhs, Pinky.
D: Shahrukh I want to tell you something. I got my report card and I got 95% in it.
SRK: Wow! Now your confidence in him will increase. You have a Save left and he got 95%. You think it's Aurangzeb?
R: No, it's not him. He was such a stern ruler I doubt he needed an advisor.
SRK: Who else can you think of?
R: Shah Jahan is one too.
SRK: Give any answer and if it's wrong Dheirya has got 95%.
R: And he can save me.
SRK: Maybe. What do you think is the answer?
R: If you don’t know the answer, I’ll take you outside and show you.
SRK: She's threatening you.
R: No, no. I think it's Shah Jahan.
SRK: You can fix it or leave with 5 lakhs like a coward.
R: No I’ll fix Shah Jahan.
SRK: It's a class 3 question.
R: It's right.
SRK: What does my face say?
R: Nothing, but it's right.
SRK: What if I say it’s wrong?
R: Then I’ll take the cheat option.
SRK: we’ll take that option because your answer is wrong. The right answer is Akbar. Let's see if Dheirya can save you. And he wrote Jallauddin Akbar. A child just a little older than Ayaan has saved you. Hug him and thank him. Thank God she didn’t pinch your cheek. Now you're playing for 20 lakhs. If you want to cry, go ahead and we’ll choose the category after that.
R: You have no idea how important the 10 lakhs are for me.
SRK: What will you do with it?
R: I’ll buy a car for Ayaan.
SRK: I'm so happy that Ayaan’s wish will get fulfilled. Choose a category carefully for 20 lakhs and hopefully you’ll win 20 lakhs. Then one car for Ayaan and one for you.
R: World History.
SRK: Your heart says Class 5 world history and we’ll go with that. Please show the question for 10 lakhs.
The only continent to be named after a person takes its name from which explorer?
SRK: Any idea which continent we’re talking about?
R: I think it's America. Christopher Columbus had discovered it.
SRK: Answer if you're sure. you’ve taken a lot of risks in your life, I read your biodata, and it's your choice to take a risk but I say if you're sure, then answer,
R: I'm not sure.
SRK: You want to leave our class?
R: Yes sir because I really don’t know. I don’t even want to guess.
SRK Usually we call them a coward but we won't call you that since you played with such courage. For Ayaan. So if you want to leave fix it and say I want to leave this classroom. Rumana Saif is leaving our classroom with 10 lakh rupees. Dhanish do you know the answer?
D: Amerigo Vespucci.
SRK: Let's ask the kids. Our kids same the same thing. If you had leanrt from Dhanish a little maybe you'd have won 20 lakhs. But you win 10 lakhs, you played very well and danced great too. All our best wishes for you and Ayaan. When you buy a car, remember us in your prayers. Now look in that camera and say I'm a very smart and very brave mother and I’ll do everything for my kid, there's just one small problem – I'm not smarter than a 5th grader.
R: I Rumana Saif form Kolkata, am very brave and confident but I'm not smarter than a 5th grader.
SRK: Very well done and God bless in life. Our bell has rung so school closes now. Normally we send the students home but I had promised you that I'd recite the dialogue from KHNH. But here, Friday does come and then Saturday and Sunday and at 8 pm we will enter your homes. We’ll meet you tomorrow at 8 pm so kids, not alvida, let's all say – Kalvida.