Translation - Episode 11
EP11 – A
SRK: The world is round and it keeps going round. And we are spinning with it too. Sometimes because of school, or college, sometimes work, fame, money, success, and sometimes in search of happiness too. If you too want all these things then you have to understand that you’ll eventually end up back in school, tat is, in my class because as I said my friend, this world is round and keeps spinning.
Let me introduce you to the experts of my class – my 5th grade team.
Let me call her back, the one who has her own school, who feels something happening in her heart when she hears my song DED. Please put your hands together for our student of the day, Kamala Kanaujia, principal from Thane Mumbai. her nickname is Kammu ji and she has won 5 lakhs. Now she's going to play for 10 lakhs and she's been playing very well. How do you feel Kamala ji?
K: Very good.
SRK: You look very pretty in this sari.
K: And with you by my side…
SRK: I look very good too. Please choose a classmate now because you still have 2 cheats.
SRK: Now you're playing for 10 lakhs and you said you’ll use the money for a very good cause; to improve your school which she started by selling her property and to send her kids to school. So it's a very good cause Kammu ji. So let's find out if Kamala ji is smarter than a 5th grader or not.
In front of you are the subjects/categories. Choose one. These are the four left.
K: Social Studies class 4.
SRK: Please show Kammu ji the question.
From which Upanishad did we obtain the saying ‘Satyameva Jayate’ that appears on the national emblem?
K: From the Mundaka.
SRK: For 10 lakhs….
SRK: Shriya has fixed her answer. What do you want to do?
K: I want to fix it.
SRK: Don’t be scared. You’re getting scared? How sure are you?
K: Very sure but sometimes even then the answer can be wrong.
SRK: How do you know this answer?
K: I must have read it somewhere and it's coming back to me now. Maybe I'm remembering wrong too but I think the answer is right.
SRK: You’ve given a great answer. I wonder how many sitting here know the answer because it's the right answer for 10 lakhs. Ok you’ve won 10 lakhs, you're only 3 questions away from 1 crore. How do you feel now, Kammu ji? Are you nervous?
K: I’m feeling great. I saw the question and….
SRK: Hug me for a minute and relax. You're playing very well, ok? Now choose your subject..
K: Health and Human Body.
SRK: Health and Human Body class 5 for 20 lakhs. Please show Kammu ji the question.
Who introduced the use of chloroform in medicine?
SRK: Shriya fixed her answer even before I read it in Hindi. This is for 20 lakhs.
K: I want to cheat.
SRK: You being a principal want to cheat? This is for 20 lakhs.
K: Yes I want to cheat. I have studied this but I can't recall.
SRK: You want to run it through in your head?
K: I'm not getting it.
SRK: You can use the Save cheat or the Copy or you can take 10 lakhs and leave.
K: I want to use the Save.
SRK: Then you have to give an answer and hope Shriya’s answer is right.
K: I’m getting the name Sabin in my head.
SRK: So what answer do you want to give?
K: Sabin because I can't think of any other name.
SRK: So fix Sabin?
K: Yes. Even that name I can't remember fully. What would you do if you were in my place?
SRK: That’s why I'm not there. I only opted to ask questions, not answer them. Even now you can leave with 10 lakhs. That’s a lot of money. You can copy also, or get saved if you give an answer.
K: Save may be a safer option maybe? No I think both are the same.
SRK: They are the same. In Save, you give a wrong answer and then you are saved automatically. In Copy you have to go with what Shriya wrote.
K: I want to leave the class.
SRK: You're a principal and you want to leave the class? If you really want to, you have to say that and fix it. You have to say I. Principal Kamala Kanaujiya, want to leave the class today.
K: I want to leave the class.
SRK: So you want to leave. Kamala ji if you had gone with Sabin you would have been wrong. If you had gone with Shriya’s answer, let's see what she wrote. She wrote John Simpson. Does that ring a bell?
K: No I'm not sure.
SRK: Actually Shriya is only half right. The answer is James Simpson. If you had gone with her answer I wouldn’t have allowed that answer. So it's good that you are leaving with 10 lakhs. You can use it for your school’s improvement, it’ll help a lot. So I'm very happy you came here and you played very well. But…you made me a promise. You have to look in that camera and say I, Principal Kamala Kanaujiya, I teach kids and believe in good education, I’m very educated too, but I know now that I'm not smarter than a 5th grader.
K: I'm a principal, I have 2 Bachelor degrees and 1 Masters degree but I'm not smarter than a 5th grader.
SRK: Very good, very well done, God bless you. A big round of applause for Kamala ji.
You can see that, here principals, school founders, teachers, a lot of important people, people like me too get shaken up when they come here. Now see if you can do my homework or will you slip too?
EP11 – B
SRK: Welcome back to KAPPS. Just now Kamala ji left us with 20 lakhs. A very sweet lady, she’s the principal of a school and we enjoyed playing with her. But now it's time to go ahead and we have a 21 year old final year MBBS student from Chitradurga Dist. Karnataka, Smitha Yadav. Welcome sweetheart, good to have you here.
S: I love you so much.
SRK: Thank you so much. Stand here. Tell me how to pronounce your name.
S: It’s Smitha.
SRK: That’s your picture. How old were you?
S: I was 13.
SRK: How were you as a student in school?
S: I was a very good student, topper in class. I was also good in extra-curricular activities. I represented my school everywhere and always came first in everything.
SRK: And now you're doing your MBBS?
SRK: I heard you want to become as astrophysicist too, and that you like hop-hop music. What's your favorite song?
S: I like Avril Lavigne’s songs.
SRK: Sing one for me.
S: I’ll sing ‘girlfriend’?
SRK: Sure. Think of me as your girlfriend.
S: No I can say to you that I don’t like your girlfriend.
SRK: Go ahead. Even I don’t like my girlfriend. I’m going to leave my latest one. Very good. So in this class, Smitha is my new girlfriend. Let me explain the rules to you…..what’s your nickname?
SRK: Ok Mini. If you leave the class we’ll call you a what?
SRK: That means you’ve run away with your tail between your legs. But because you’ve always come 1st, I hope you won't run. And you believe in being the best.
S: Yes, that’s what I've learnt from you. I'm the best.
SRK: Yes, we’re both the best, boyfriend and girlfriend. And as your boyfriend in the show, my deal is that you’ll have to look in this camera if you don’t win 5 crores and say I’m Smitha, I'm an MBBS student, I want to become an astrophysicist, I've always stood first in class but I've realized today that I'm not smarter than a 5th grader. Now choose a classmate.
SRK: C’mon dada. This is our mini thug. This is my girlfriend so take care of her ok? So Anubhav’s here, girlfriend’s here, boyfriend’s here, the rest of the classmates are here. Let's find out if Smitha, Mini, is smarter than a 5th grader or not. For 10,000 rupees, choose your 1st category.
S: Class 1 animal kingdom.
SRK: Please show Smitha the question for 10,000.
True or false: A typical giraffe has only one horn on its head. Anubhav has fixed his answer.
S: Giraffe is the tallest animal. When I was 8 years old I went to the zoo and the giraffe had 2 horns I think, not one horn. So I think it's false.
SRK: Sure? Then go for it if you're so confident. I don’t remember if I went to the zoo at 8 years or not but I remember the horns of a donkey.
S: Donkeys don’t have horns.
SRK: they don’t? Ok your answer is right for 10,000. giraffes usually have 2 horns and donkeys have none. Is your family here with you?
S: Yes. Mummy, papa and my brother.
SRK: Hello. How many days did she prepare for this show?
Bro: About 10 days.
SRK: Oooh! Chances are you’ll win 5 crores. You think she will?
Mummy: Yes, she's going to win.
SRK: For 20,000 choose another subject.
S: Class 2 astronomy.
SRK: for 20,000 please show Mini the question.
What was the name of the first living thing to go into space?
S: Ok, astrophysics is my favorite subject.
SRK: Looks like it's Anubhav’s favorite subject too. He has fixed his answer. That’s your favorite subject?
S: Yes. Whenever anyone starts talking about space, stars and galaxies, I just go into another world. I imagine myself amidst the stars and looking at the earth.
SRK: Between the stars or even beyond the stars?
S: Even beyond them. I'm standing here with one star.
SRK: No, I'm a very small star.
S: You're a very big star for me.
SRK: Ok, thank you. I'm feeling shy now.
S: You're blushing.
SRK: I'm blushing. Tell me the answer for 20 lakhs.
S: It's a dog with the name Lika.
SRK: What do you want to do?
S: I want to fix it.
SRK: Because you're my girlfriend I’ll say I ‘lika’ you. That’s the right answer. Mini is playing very well. She's won 20,000. When she comes back we’ll find out if Mini, Smitha can win 5 crores or not.
EP11 – C
SRK: Welcome back to KAPPS. With me is Mini who's an MBBS student and who wants to become an astrophysicist. I can even say it let alone become one.
S: You have already become a lot.
SRK: I hope you get a lot of fame but before that choose a kid.
SRK: Choose a subject for 50,000.
S: Class 1 Culture.
SRK: For 50,000 please show Mini the question.
Which festival is celebrated right after the ending of the month of Ramzan? Id-ul-fitr or Id-ul-zuha?
SRK: Sreeparna has fixed her answer.
S: I think it's Id-ul-fitr.
S: I have many friends who fast during Ramzan and I've heard them talking about celebrating Id-ul-fitr and give alms to the poor and all. I've never heard of Id-ul-zuha. As far as I know Id-ul-fitr is celebrated at the end of Ramzan.
SRK: If you're sure, go for it for 50,000. You made me your boyfriend, you should have asked me, I know the answer. I'm a Muslim. You didn’t fix in a hurry did you? Just because you haven't heard of a name doesn’t mean it's not the one.
S: But I've heard it’s Id-ul-fitr at the end of Ramzan.
SRK: What's your friend’s name?
S: Usma Sadaf.
SRK: Thank her because that’s the right answer. Very well played. Your hands are so cold.
S: I'm very nervous. SRK: Why are you nervous? You’ve answered 3 questions ad won 50,000. Now let's quickly play for 1 lakh.
S: Class 2 Hindi.
SRK: Please show the question for 1 lakh.
If the younger brother is called ‘anuj’ what is the elder brother called? Agraj, Agrim or Agrattam?
S: I think it's Agraj. If you split the word, ‘agr’ means first and ‘aj’ means sibling.
SRK: But Agr is in all the words.
S: Anuj and Agraj rhyme.
SRK: Oh, hip-hop. Yo Agraj, Anuj. Cool. So you think the hip-hop reason is Agraj. Then fix it. You’ve fixed Agraj for 1 lakh. Let's see what Sreeparna wrote. She says Agraj. If you're wrong, Sreeparna cannot save you now.
S: I don’t think it's wrong.
SRK: So why are you saying it with such fear?
S: Ok, I don’t think it's wrong.
SRK: Say it with more confidence.
S: I don’t think it's wrong Agraj is right.
SRK: Ok, then it's right for 1 lakh. Very well done. You have all your cheats left. Sreeparna has helped you and now run and go back. Choose a new student.
SRK: Shriya you're looking very pretty today. We’re moving to the 2 lakh mark which is the safe area. If you answer this question right you’ll take home a minimum of 2 lakhs. Quickly choose a subject.
S: Class 3 Indian Geography.
SRK: For 2 lakhs Mini has chosen Class 3 Indian Geography and we’re about to take a short tiffin break. Those at home, please answer the homework question.
EP11 – D
SRK: Welcome back to KAPPS. With me is Mini who has chosen her category for 2 lakhs. Let's see how much you two help each other. Please show the question.
Which of these cities is situated on the banks of a river called Kalindi – Jamshedpur, Delhi or Surat?
SRK: Have you heard of the river Kalindi?
S: I think it's near Gujarat somewhere. So near Surat.
SRK: Your choices have Surat, Delhi and Jamshedpur.
S: I want to Peek.
SRK: Such a big girl and you want to peek from a kid? You said you always stood first in school. Was that by peeking? Now I know your secret.
S: No. I just can't remember where the Kalindi river is situated exactly. Jamshedpur also has a steel industry and you need a river for that. Surat had a plague once and so it had rats and maybe there's a connection, I don’t know.
SRK: You mean rats and rivers are connected? What is the connection? Do the rats bathe there?
S: They may have died in the river. I want to Peek.
SRK: You want to cheat from a kid. Go ahead, fix it. I don’t know about you but I’m feeling embarrassed here.
S: I Smitha, want to Peek from Shriya.
SRK: Let's see what Shriya wrote. Can she help you or not? She wrote Delhi. You thought it was Surat or Jamshedpur. What you didn’t think was the answer is what Shriya wrote. Now what? You’ve cheated already.
S: The answers are so different, I don’t know what to do. I think I’ll go with Jamshedpur.
SRK: Go for it if you want to fix it.
S: Ok I fixed Jamshedpur.
SRK: Are you confident? ‘I’m the best’ type? Say I’m the best and Jamshedpur is the right answer. But unfortunately it's the right answer. Jamshedpur has a river called Suvarnarekha, not Kalindi. Let's see what our kids wrote. Show Anubhav’s answer. Oh! He a bit romantic, he wrote ‘the city of true hearts’. And I like romantic people. I'm romantic and from Delhi too. River Yamuna’s other name is Kalindi and Delhi is the right answer. That means Shriya has saved you. But your Peek cheat is wasted because you didn’t go with Shriya’s answer. So 2 of your cheats are over. I got a little tensed up because she took some time over it so I need a little rest. I'm sure you all do too. So let's go for a small tiffin break and when you come back we’ll see if Mini reaches 5 crores or not.
EP11 – E
SRK: Welcome back to KAPPS. With me, as you know, is Mini, Smitha. She has won 2 lakhs and has used 2 cheats. But she's playing very well and hopefully can answer these big money questions. Now we’re playing for 5 lakhs. Choose your category.
S: Class 4 Science.
SRK: Please show the question to Mini for 5 lakhs.
Which metal’s principal ore is the mineral Bauxite?
SRK: If you're doing MBBS you must have learnt Science.
S: I think it's aluminum.
SRK: This is for 5 lakhs, it's the safe area. If you're wrong you still get 2 lakhs.
S: It's aluminum sulfate and some hydrate. Aluminum.
SRK: What do you want to do?
S: I want to fix it.
SRK: First fix yourself and then fix it. For 5 lakhs that’s the right answer. Shriya thank you very much. Now she goes back. Choose a new student.
SRK: Dheirya do you think she's pretty?
SRK: Do you think Dheirya’s handsome?
S: Very handsome.
SRK: If both of you think that what am I doing in the middle?
S: You're the boyfriend.
SRK: I'm the boyfriend and I'm in between you two. I heard you attend satsang. What do you do there?
S: We learn meditation.
SRK: That’s good. Satsang means a good gathering.
S: They teach that as you keep thinking good thoughts. Good opportunities come your way. Just as I thought I’ll definitely be on this show and I’m here.
SRK: The power of positive thinking. You have 4 categories now.
S: Class 3 stories.
SRK: Please show the question for Mini.
What was the capital of the Kauravas according to the Mahabharata?
SRK: Any idea?
S: Yes. I've read it.
SRK: You attend satsang, there they must be telling you the stories.
S: I've read the Mahabharata a lot since Lord Krishna is my favorite deity. So I know it well. I've read it many times.
SRK: Many times? Which language have you read it in?
SRK: Dheirya has fixed his answer and applauded himself too.
S: The capital was Hastinagar or Hastinapur. When the Pandavas separated from them they went to Delhi which was then called Indraprastha. So the Kauravas were in Hastinapur.
SRK: This is for 10 lakhs. Will you fix it? How sure are you about this answer?
S: 100 %.
SRK: Show me your hands. Are they cold?
SRK: If you're so confident why are your hands so cold?
S: I'm nervous.
SRK: With Hastinapur or generally?
SRK: You can be nervous generally; you don’t have to be nervous of Hastinapur because that’s the right answer. Ok Mini you have 3 categories left. That means you're 3 questions away from 1 crore. Choose the subject.
S: Class 4 Computers.
SRK: Please show the question for 20 lakhs to Mini. Play carefully, you have only 1 cheat left.
Which 17th century French mathematician invented the 1st digital calculator?
SRK: Any name coming to mind?
S: No French names.
SRK: What do you want to do?
SRK: You want to copy for 20 lakhs? Aside from the fact he's a kid, you have to be certain he's right. If he's wrong, you lose 8 lakhs. If he's right you gain 10 more.
S: I'm not sure if Abacus is the name of the calculator or inventor.
SRK: Decide. I’ll increase the tension by counting. 5…4…
S: I’ll quit.
SRK: 3…you want to quit with 10 lakhs?
S: I don’t want to risk it.
SRK: 10 lakhs is a lot of money. You're a young girl. You can quit then. Say you want to leave this 5th grade and fix it.
S: I. Mini, want to leave this 5th grade.
SRK: So Mini is leaving our classroom. So one thing has been proved – she's not smarter than a 5th grader. I’ll tell you the answer. The inventor was Blaise Pascal. Let's see what Dheirya wrote. He wrote Pascal.
D: I drew a picture of him too.
SRK: He drew him too. He could have won you 20 lakhs. You had your Copy left, you should have copied. You weren’t sure of his intelligence. He's not only handsome but very smart too. Very well done, my new Pascal. But what makes me happy, since I'm a sadistic teacher, is that you have to look in that camera and say I’m Smita Yadav, I’m always first in every class every year, I've been a top student but I realize now that I’m not smarter than a 5th grader.
S: I. Smitha, final year MBBS student, always been a class topper, have realized today that I'm not smarter than a 5th grader.
SRK: Very well done, that’s very sporting of you. And whatever’s in your heart….oh! The bell has rung, class is over. We’ll be back Friday, Saturday, Sunday at 8 pm.
Before I go I want to tell you a moral story which you may not have heard even in your satsang. This is Abraham Lincoln’s story. One day he was walking down the street, he was a very tall man, 6ft 4 inches, and a worker came to him and bowed to Lincoln in greeting. So Abraham bowed even lower. People around him asked him why he bowed so deep, he could have just said hello. He said, I want to be the best in everything, ahead of everyone. In humility also I want to be ahead of everyone.
The moral is, go far, do great things in life, become very famous like Mini will and as so many other contestants here will too, but always be the best at humility. Now we have to go. We’ll meet again in 33 hours. So no alvida, but…
Last edited by palacerani; May-22-08 at 03:17 PM.
thanx millionz uma!!!!
"To me everything he touches is gold."~Gauri Khan
"My day begins when Gauri opens her eyes and ends when she closes them." ~SRK
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